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Navy denies the rumor they're considering the USS Sandra Fluke
Liberal Lunacy ^ | 3/5/12 | Liberal Lunacy Staff/REM

Posted on 03/05/2012 11:40:18 AM PST by GeorgiaDawg32

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1 posted on 03/05/2012 11:40:24 AM PST by GeorgiaDawg32
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

I heard it was going to be a Barracks ship. lol


2 posted on 03/05/2012 11:44:20 AM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: John Semmens

Some competition... :)

But I say you are still the semi-satire champ!


3 posted on 03/05/2012 11:45:36 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Spoiler Alert! The secret to Terra Nova: THEY ARE ALL DEAD!!!)
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To: GeronL

It’ll be a leaky submarine full of seamen.


4 posted on 03/05/2012 11:46:05 AM PST by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
The Navy has vehemently denied rumors they're considering naming a future vessel the USS Sandra Fluke.

Yup, because that would denote a vessel going down too easy...

ba-da-dum---tst!

5 posted on 03/05/2012 11:46:34 AM PST by Michael Barnes (Obamaa+ Downgrade)
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To: Vigilanteman

lol.

Wait, doesn’t the rubber outer layer at least keep it quiet?


6 posted on 03/05/2012 11:47:13 AM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

They did offer her a commission.

What do Wilt Chamberlain’s member and a submarine have in common?


7 posted on 03/05/2012 11:48:09 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Ceterum autem censeo, Obama delenda est.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Miss Fluke, however, is seriously considering the Navy...one Fleet Week at a time.


8 posted on 03/05/2012 11:50:23 AM PST by Lurker (The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Neither have had Fluke in their berth?


9 posted on 03/05/2012 11:50:49 AM PST by LeopoldvonRanke
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
Does the Navy have any unnamed tramp steamers? Just asking? ;-)
10 posted on 03/05/2012 11:53:24 AM PST by F.J. Mitchell ( Go Obama! Go! Go! Go! Go away! Far, Far Away!)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

It’ll have to be a submarine because so many guys go down on her...


11 posted on 03/05/2012 11:54:00 AM PST by FrankR (You are only enslaved to the extent of the entitlements you receive.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

America has lost its ever loving mind. Totally gone insane.


12 posted on 03/05/2012 11:54:16 AM PST by RetiredArmy (POLITICIANS: Promise the moon. Deliver the shaft.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

That would be one vessel looking for a torpedo.


13 posted on 03/05/2012 11:54:47 AM PST by cicero2k
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

USS Sandra Fluke or USS Slippery When Wet?


14 posted on 03/05/2012 11:58:33 AM PST by Morgana (I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
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To: All

“... simply demanding her constitutional right to contraception...”

A constitutional right??????????????

Where is this located in the Constitution of the United States of America?????????????????????????


15 posted on 03/05/2012 12:03:23 PM PST by Boonie
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To: GeorgiaDawg32; TXnMA; All

” - - - constitutional right to contraception - - -”

One of the great things about FR is that we learn about so many things that we did not know before!

For example, the above quote was taken from the article for this thread.

I did NOT know that our Founding Fathers wrote into the US Constitution the Right of all American women to use an Aspirin!


16 posted on 03/05/2012 12:08:34 PM PST by Graewoulf (( obama"care" violates the 1890 Sherman Anti-Trust Law, AND is illegal by the U.S. Constitution.))
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To: Boonie
“... simply demanding her constitutional right to contraception...”

What good is free contraception without free room and board? Shouldn't there be a constitutional ammendment for free food and housing? /sarc>

17 posted on 03/05/2012 12:10:38 PM PST by The_Media_never_lie
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To: Boonie
“... simply demanding her constitutional right to contraception...”

What good is free contraception without free room and board? Shouldn't there be a constitutional ammendment for free food and housing? /sarc>

18 posted on 03/05/2012 12:10:49 PM PST by The_Media_never_lie
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
“This is simply a rumor and the Navy at this time has no plans, unless compelled by Congress, to name a vessel after this young lady.”

She is not a young lady. She is a young woman. Young women are more fun.....

19 posted on 03/05/2012 12:12:40 PM PST by The_Media_never_lie
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To: The_Media_never_lie

I’ve heard liberals say they should get money to live and party on till they’re 65, then go to work....

One said he’d live and party to 65, then shoot himself...I offered my handgun and said, “why wait?”


20 posted on 03/05/2012 12:13:24 PM PST by Boonie
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