[SeekAndFind]

If you want to know what this is all about, here is the explanation:

Medics said Mrs Xiufeng had suffered an 'artificial death', when a person has no breath, but their body remains warm.

[Sacajaweau]

Re-made in China??

[Free Vulcan]

When it’s your time, it’s your time.

And when it’s not, it’s not.

[mkmensinger]

That’s one long nap.

[Ditter]

“Artificial death”?????? Does that happen everywhere or only in China?

[Joe 6-pack]

...And so beginneth the zombie apocalypse. Figures it would start in Asia like most epidemics.

[Future Snake Eater]

It started in China...

[bunkerhill7]

Confucius say Woman who wake up in coffin one lucky stiff.

[Jack Hydrazine]

She’s been raptured from the dead! Instead of tying a string to her toe with a bell on the other end somebody better tie the loose end to their finger so she won’t float away! LOL!

[TigersEye]

Yikes! Good thing they were in no hurry for a funeral.

[katana]

The fact that after six days she had not gone "ripe" should have been a major clue. Episodes like this is why coffins used to come with ropes tied to a bell so the un-deceased, awoken in the grave, could let somebody know it was not quite their time (before embalming became common and mandated by law there was a legitimate terror of being buried alive). Now you're embalmed (or cremated) to make sure you're not just "mostly dead".

[Revolting cat!]

Just in time: Apple iPad3 factories need freshly rested slave labor!

[JRandomFreeper]

How is it that this woman missed out on being one of my ex mother-in-laws?

/johnny

[Quickgun]

I can stop doing almost anything to eat when I get hungry, too...

[Jonty30]

Chinese people are funny this way.

They grow three sets of teeth over their lifetimes, climb out of coffins, and apparently give birth when they become 150 years old.

[tflabo]

Amazing part of this story is she goes into cooking mode after climbing out of a coffin. Hello.. Most people would be major leagued freaked out.

[Talisker]

Neighbours searched her property before finding the pensioner in her kitchen cooking. She reportedly told villagers: 'I slept for a long time. After waking up, I felt so hungry, and wanted to cook something to eat.

"It was a miracle - right as she was at the brink of death, she suddenly got up and started cooking for everybody." - Johnny Cammareri, Moonstruck

[Vendome]

and that is where the term “dead ringer” comes from.

[rockinqsranch]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...I guess bein’ dead makes ya hungry. Learn something new everyday.

[Ken H]

It was your typical Chinese coffin. You go in dead, an hour later you’re alive again!

[mikrofon]

Cooking it must be similar to eating Chinese food — six days later, you need to cook again...