Chinese woman, 95, comes back to life by climbing out her coffin six days after she 'died'

Daily Mail ^ | 03/04/3012 | By CHRIS PARSONS

[SeekAndFind]

If you want to know what this is all about, here is the explanation:

Medics said Mrs Xiufeng had suffered an 'artificial death', when a person has no breath, but their body remains warm.

[Sacajaweau]

Re-made in China??

[Free Vulcan]

When it’s your time, it’s your time.

And when it’s not, it’s not.

[mkmensinger]

That’s one long nap.

[Ditter]

“Artificial death”?????? Does that happen everywhere or only in China?

[Joe 6-pack]

...And so beginneth the zombie apocalypse. Figures it would start in Asia like most epidemics.

[ak267]

Future Obama voter (ObamaZombie)

[SeekAndFind]

RE: And so beginneth the zombie apocalypse

The only difference is this woman does not act like a Zombie.

[Future Snake Eater]

It started in China...

[SeekAndFind]

BOB HOPE’s TAKE ON ZOMBIES (Watch this 24 second clip):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4

[Joe 6-pack]

"The only difference is this woman does not act like a Zombie."

How do you know? The article said she was hungry and got up to fix something to eat. Betcha anything it was brains.

[House Atreides]

VERY Cool!!

[bunkerhill7]

Confucius say Woman who wake up in coffin one lucky stiff.

[Jack Hydrazine]

She’s been raptured from the dead! Instead of tying a string to her toe with a bell on the other end somebody better tie the loose end to their finger so she won’t float away! LOL!

[Secret Agent Man]

Everywhere else it’s a “coma”.

[TigersEye]

Yikes! Good thing they were in no hurry for a funeral.

[SeekAndFind]

RE: How do you know? The article said she was hungry and got up to fix something to eat.

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According to my understanding, Zombies are bereft of consciousness and self-awareness, yet ambulant and are only able to respond to surrounding stimuli.

She reportedly told villagers: ‘I slept for a long time. After waking up, I felt so hungry, and wanted to cook something to eat.

I didn’t know Zombies could reason and cook.

Try portraying a Zombie like that in the movies.

[katana]

The fact that after six days she had not gone "ripe" should have been a major clue. Episodes like this is why coffins used to come with ropes tied to a bell so the un-deceased, awoken in the grave, could let somebody know it was not quite their time (before embalming became common and mandated by law there was a legitimate terror of being buried alive). Now you're embalmed (or cremated) to make sure you're not just "mostly dead".

[Revolting cat!]

Just in time: Apple iPad3 factories need freshly rested slave labor!

[JRandomFreeper]

How is it that this woman missed out on being one of my ex mother-in-laws?

/johnny