Girl tattoos boyfriend of 1 week on her arm. A Facebook thread ensues (12 Photos)

The Chive ^ | February 23, 2012 | Bob

[Ouderkirk]

A man such as your picture has probably been missing from this girl’s life.

No one there (except mommies latest loser boyfriend).

[rabidralph]

LOL! Who wouldn’t appreciate a winged tortuous on their bicep. Or anywhere else on their body?

[Daffynition]

[rellimpank]

--when I retired for good in 2002 from a retirement job in Vegas , the tat craze was really in full bloom--about once week one would see some dolly with a full "sleeve", etc.-

-my co-workers and I were kidding that I should set up a "removal" parlor in the fifth-wheel to which we retired as the California dermatologists were already seeing a boom in the removal business--

--I have a copy of a full frontal view of an elderly woman covered with tramp stamps , but it's way too risque' and revealing to post---

[Daffynition]

Low tech...the only way-to-go!

[Grizzled Bear]

--I have a copy of a full frontal view of an elderly woman covered with tramp stamps , but it's way too risque' and revealing to post---

I thought the "tramp stamp" referred to the rear view, right above the tukkus. Such tats are also called "A$$ Antlers."

[Lx]

Ahh, a budding Lorena Bobbit in the making. This guy needs to run as fast as possible.

[null and void]

You could post a link...

[Oatka]

But mommy,you dont understand,,,we truly love each other,,,,

LOL. My first thought - and similar to the one I use on my boy when he tells me of troubles with his teenage daughter. (My favorite is when she might show up with a 40-year-old bearded leather-clad biker or a spike-haired pierced guy and use that excuse.)

[JoeFromSidney]

What will she do when they break up?

Reminds me of that old C&W song, "What am I gonna do with your tattoo?"

[sten]

tribal or fad tattoos are the quickest way to determine the ‘quality’ of a woman

if she’s easily swayed by fads and the media, she will be a rabid liberal with no independent thought. she will also have been with *many* partners

don’t get me wrong, if you’re looking for someone to ‘play’ with, spotting the ‘tats’ gives you an easy target, assuming you fit the model projected by the liberal media as being desirable (mostly metro-sexual, waif-like, beta ‘male’)

[SamAdams76]

While this particular story is a prank (not true), the fact is that there are many women out there who have decided to defile their bodies with tattoos. Speaking as a man, there is nothing desirable at all about a tattoo on a woman. I think they are ugly and I have a lower opinion of women that sport them.

Not sure if women feel the same way about guys but I have never gotten a tattoo for myself primarily because women might be as turned off by it as I would be if I saw one on them.

[DPMD]

Be afraid.

[chris_bdba]

There are 2 things in the world that seal the fate of relationships one is a tattoo and the other is renewing wedding vows.I have never seen either act not result in a split-up or a divorce.

[chris_bdba]

IMHO he is now thinking “crazy phsyco girlfriend”

[Arrowhead1952]

--I have a copy of a full frontal view of an elderly woman covered with tramp stamps , but it's way too risque' and revealing to post---

There is a gal in our neighborhood who has tats all over her body. She looks like trash. I don't like needles and never got into that trend. Had a gal at work years ago and she had a rose on her ankle.

She showed that to us and then said "Want to see my other one"? She popped out her boob to reveal a flower on her boob with the nipple being the center. I hurt just seeing that.

[SamAdams76]

There are 2 things in the world that seal the fate of relationships one is a tattoo and the other is renewing wedding vows.I have never seen either act not result in a split-up or a divorce.

Don't forget keeping money separate (i.e. two separate checking accounts). I know of no successful marriage in which the couple attempted to keep their "own" money separate from each other.

[Vendome]

Kuh Ray Zee!

Walk away from a girl like that.

Slowly and never turn your back on her.

[Grizzled Bear]

NOW you tell me!

[Daffynition]

North of south...NRA sponsored.