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Darth Vader Purifies Sea Water for Drinking

$852 Quadrillion Dollars?!?

1 posted on 02/20/2012 7:24:09 PM PST by DogByte6RER
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To: DogByte6RER

Almost as much as Obama has given back to his donor buddies in ‘green’ grants.


2 posted on 02/20/2012 7:26:23 PM PST by Patrick1 (" Let's all pray Kim Kardashian's divorce won't have an impact on her craft.")
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It’s about time our tax dollars are being used for a good purpose.


3 posted on 02/20/2012 7:26:34 PM PST by BipolarBob (When do the salmon return to Capistrano?)
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I think that if you had an astronaut eat a super-spicy burrito while in orbit, you’d have a very cheap but deadly “Death Star.” Just stick your butt out the air- lock and aim. Iran would go “boom”.


4 posted on 02/20/2012 7:28:14 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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That's no moon...

...but this is.


5 posted on 02/20/2012 7:30:37 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj
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ping


6 posted on 02/20/2012 7:30:46 PM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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Betcha Obama and the Dims would find a way to double the cost by demanding that only union workers are used, then the EPA would get involved....uh-oh....here comes OSHA....Oh, look the Stormtroopers need “sensitivity training”.......

Cool post!


7 posted on 02/20/2012 7:31:23 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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Too bad the Death Star II was inside the gravity well of the now dead moon of Endor when it blew up. A quadrillion tons of steel dropping on you can ruin your day.
8 posted on 02/20/2012 7:32:32 PM PST by KarlInOhio (You only have three billion heartbeats in a lifetime.How many does the government claim as its own?)
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This doper needs to be locked up!!!


9 posted on 02/20/2012 7:34:00 PM PST by dalereed
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Thanks DogByte6RER.
Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader were rolling in the money like filthy rich rappers.
This explains their fashion sense.


11 posted on 02/20/2012 7:35:40 PM PST by SunkenCiv (FReep this FReepathon!)
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I'll have two.

Plus fries and a Coke.

12 posted on 02/20/2012 7:42:13 PM PST by justlurking (The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good WOMAN (Sgt. Kimberly Munley) with a gun)
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13 posted on 02/20/2012 7:42:55 PM PST by matt1234 (Bring back the HUAC.)
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The Koreans can build one for $20,000 and give you a ten year warranty.


14 posted on 02/20/2012 7:44:07 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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$852 quadrillion dollars and you won’t even throw in a stinkin’ tank of gas?


15 posted on 02/20/2012 7:45:39 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Steel?
Design/build using injection molded polymers with a aluminum alloy foil skin.

Just for kicks, put out a request for bids.

18 posted on 02/20/2012 7:52:42 PM PST by Deaf Smith
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An awkward moment around the Imperial Palace when Darth Vadar put in a requisition for another Death Star.

You want another Death Star, Vadar?

What, do you think I'm made of Death Stars?

What did you do with the Death Star I already gave you?

19 posted on 02/20/2012 7:55:01 PM PST by Cheburashka (If life hands you lemons, government regulations will prevent you from making lemonade.)
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When the first battle station comes over the horizon on the first day - it better have the stars and stripes on it or the world is going to sink into a dark age lasting at least 10,000 years.


20 posted on 02/20/2012 8:03:33 PM PST by Citizen Tom Paine (An old sailor sends)
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“It would take 833,315 years to produce enough steel to start work on a Death Star, meaning you’ll be long dead before you’ll ever see it anywhere near operational”

Damn, and I was hoping to build one for my nephew by June, thought it would be a cool birthday present.


21 posted on 02/20/2012 8:14:38 PM PST by ScottfromNJ
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Just abandon the space station and aim it to that black cube in Saudi Arabia and hit the thrusters. That will take care of most of our enemies if we picked the right day. It's already paid for and is rapidly becoming useless.

We could blame it on Allah.

22 posted on 02/20/2012 8:16:02 PM PST by chuckles
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How many illegals will be required for the construction?


24 posted on 02/20/2012 8:35:44 PM PST by max americana (Buttcrack Obama is an idiot)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muaAZE0M3LU


25 posted on 02/20/2012 8:36:23 PM PST by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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