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Naked Walmart Sock Thief Stunned, Police Say
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| February 16, 2012
Posted on 02/17/2012 4:18:02 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
OK there are some things in the world that should never be used in the same sentence - EVER!
Top in the list are STUN GUN, NAKED 6-4 300 LB MAN, and WALMART!
I’m just saying.
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posted on
02/17/2012 5:06:43 AM PST
by
commish
(Freedom tastes sweetest to those who have fought to preserve it.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I'll bet if they still had greeters out front, they'd-a stopped the perp.
The smiled greeting, "Welcome to Wal-Mart" would have stopped a naked, then sockless, crazy man in his tracks!
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posted on
02/17/2012 5:19:54 AM PST
by
Logic n' Reason
("To keep you is no benefit; to kill you is no loss.")
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Taylor stole the socks, put them on his feet and walked farther into the store. Perhaps we was motivated by the "No Socks - No Service" sign on the door.............
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posted on
02/17/2012 5:21:02 AM PST
by
varon
(Allegiance to the Constitution, always. Allegiance to a party, never!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Uhhhhh, Dude! The underwear is only one aisle over from the socks...
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posted on
02/17/2012 5:25:16 AM PST
by
WayneS
(Comments now include 25% more sarcasm for no additional charge...)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
In days of old when knights were bold,
And condoms weren't invented...
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posted on
02/17/2012 5:33:46 AM PST
by
Dr. Thorne
(Fall on your knees before Christ, your only salvation!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Those floors are so damned cold - don’t blame him in the slightest.
To: Allegra
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posted on
02/17/2012 5:46:49 AM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(Dear God, thanks for the rain, but please let it rain more in Texas. Amen.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
According to police, Taylor refused to comply with commands from the officers, and a stun gun had to be used.
"They wanted me to take off the socks, but then I would have been NAKED"
Beware of buyng Walmart socks from open packages, better smell em first
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posted on
02/17/2012 6:02:12 AM PST
by
silverleaf
(Funny how all the people who are for abortion are already born)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Mom always taught us to wear good socks just in case we were ever tased by the police so they wouldn’t see us with holes in our socks and think we were trash.
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posted on
02/17/2012 6:05:13 AM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: blueunicorn6
He was wearing the emperor’s clothes!
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posted on
02/17/2012 6:46:29 AM PST
by
Shimmer1
(No matter how cynical I get, I just can't keep up.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Did the socks match? Mrs. blueunicorn6 worries a lot that my socks match. He’s in big trouble if he had a black sock on one foot and a dark blue sock on the other foot. Mrs. blueunicorn6 uses a taser on me if my socks don’t match. The only problem with that is.....I like it.
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posted on
02/17/2012 7:59:19 AM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: humblegunner
Relative of yours? ;-) I was going to ping freeper Socks to this thread, only to get the dreaded "This account has been banned or suspended". page..
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