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STD rates skyrocketing among seniors
MNN.com ^ | Mon, Feb 06 2012

Posted on 02/06/2012 5:45:19 PM PST by Daffynition

Uh-oh, looks like it's time to have "the talk." According to a new study, sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) are climbing among a certain segment of the population. You'll be relieved to know that it's not your teen you need to worry about — it's your parents!

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TOPICS: Education; Health/Medicine; Society
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That's why they're called *Boomers*>


1 posted on 02/06/2012 5:45:23 PM PST by Daffynition
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To: Daffynition; Chode

I guess now Planned Barrenhood will have to pass out condoms in nursing homes less Mildred gets knocked up.


2 posted on 02/06/2012 5:46:55 PM PST by Morgana (I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
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To: Daffynition

It’s all Bob Dole’s fault.


3 posted on 02/06/2012 5:47:34 PM PST by Jim Robinson (Rebellion is not just brewing, rebellion is here!!)
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To: windcliff

Brings new meaning to the phrase “Clap on, clap off”.


4 posted on 02/06/2012 5:49:51 PM PST by I Drive Too Fast
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To: I Drive Too Fast

ROTFLMAO! You take the cake for best post of the day!


5 posted on 02/06/2012 5:52:03 PM PST by dforest
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To: Daffynition

I think they report this “news” at least once per year...


6 posted on 02/06/2012 5:52:28 PM PST by stefanbatory (Insert witty tagline here)
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To: I Drive Too Fast

(((((lol)))))


7 posted on 02/06/2012 5:52:35 PM PST by svcw (Only difference between Romney & BH is one thinks he will be god & other one thinks he already is.)
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To: Daffynition

8 posted on 02/06/2012 5:57:05 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Daffynition

I can already hear the ambulance chaser commercials on FOX News Channel pushing a suit against the makers of Viagra. “Have you or one of your elderly ‘loved ones’ contracted an STD...” LOL!


9 posted on 02/06/2012 5:57:41 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (So just where does the "buck stop" at the Department of "Justice"?)
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To: Daffynition; I Drive Too Fast
STD rates skyrocketing among seniors

I've fallen, and I damn sure can get up.

10 posted on 02/06/2012 5:58:41 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Jim Robinson

Ok, THAT WAS FUNNY!


11 posted on 02/06/2012 5:58:58 PM PST by Kansas58
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To: Morgana
Grandma got Gonorrhea from a
Stranger
Going home from our House,
Christmas Eve!
12 posted on 02/06/2012 6:01:35 PM PST by Kansas58
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To: Morgana
and as those with little or no morals grow older, it will get worse...
13 posted on 02/06/2012 6:02:05 PM PST by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Daffynition

gross


14 posted on 02/06/2012 6:06:34 PM PST by Outlaw Woman (The 2nd Amendment IS my concealed carry permit)
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To: Daffynition
Now, I'm responsible for a fair number of middle age women who are walking around whistling and humming tunes. But, I do draw the line. Perhaps, Laz has been going out for Senior Meals at the local Senior's Center. I'm still working the waitress, college girl wants a nice diner with a gentleman.

Laz keep it in your pants Dude!

15 posted on 02/06/2012 6:07:51 PM PST by STD (Cut Taxes, Cut Spending Stupid!)
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To: Jim Robinson

Damn funny!


16 posted on 02/06/2012 6:10:35 PM PST by Fury
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To: Daffynition

They have to have a scooter-chair to go next door, but they can hump like horny hamsters. Unplug their scooter chairs, that’ll stop the randy old rascals.


17 posted on 02/06/2012 6:13:01 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Jim Robinson
The endorsements are in...

Viagra and Romney, Both Endorsed By Bob Dole

18 posted on 02/06/2012 6:18:27 PM PST by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: STD
Ah ha. Is this why Maxine is shopping in the meat department?


19 posted on 02/06/2012 6:28:25 PM PST by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Daffynition; McGruff

OK, who has the pic of the cat saying what’s been seen can’t be unseen.

I’m going to have nightmares today, thanks Daffy.


20 posted on 02/06/2012 6:33:24 PM PST by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123 and Bahbah.)
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