[SkyDancer]

How many holes-in-one (or is it hole-in-ones?) has Obamalamadingdong-Il-One done so far????? Last count it was eighteen on one course alone but the media is keeping it secret.

[Sacajaweau]

There is no excuse for him to leave his socks on the floor. He's just too damn lazy. I'd leave them there...right where he dropped them....and sleep elsewhere.

It took me one day to train my new hubby to put down the toilet seat. His mother couldn't do it in 23 years??