Posted on 01/18/2012 7:01:51 PM PST by BenLurkin
According to State Police troopers, the Deshongs seriously damaged a 2006 Ford Fusion, which had its windshield and windows either cracked or broken, was covered with dents, and had blood on the front passenger seat. The cars hood was also open and various hoses had been disconnected.
As for the flaming tampons, a probable cause affidavit notes that investigators discovered that the gas cap was removed and tampons were used to possibly ignite the gas tank." Additionally, Tampon was used in the engine compartment where the oil fill cap is located. Since ashes were at the gas cap area and the oil fill cap area, troopers concluded that the tampons had been set ablaze at each spot.
The affidavit does not indicate why the Deshongs allegedly vandalized the vehicle, which is owned by Falon Clark, a 25-year-old woman whose Facebook page still includes Patricia Deshong among her friends. Hours after her car was trashed, a message on Clarks Facebook page noted that she was lookin for some revenge
A friend of Clarks, Gary Boggs, told troopers that Patricia Deshong had thrown a beer bottle through the rear window of his Ford F-150 truck. The affidavit does not specify when this alleged attack occurred, nor does it describe the relationship between the Deshongs.
After arresting the Deshongs--both of whom were under the influence of alcohol--troopers discovered that Patricia was in possession of a license plate from the trashed Ford, as well as the vehicles registration card. As a result, she was charged with theft.
When the Deshongs arrived at the police station, troopers reported, Patricia made threats stating that she was going to fucking kill a trooper following her release. As a result, she was charged with making terroristic threats.
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When this goes to trial, better watch out for jury-tamponing.
You see stories like this every 28 days or so.
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If convicted, they will go to a maxi-pad security prison.
A marriage made in meth.
Meth explains a lot of irrational behavior.
Of course tampon buyers will have to show ID now and in some blue states will have a “cooling off “ period.
American ingenuity at work! If you were surrounded by Talibanis and your only weapon at hand were tampons, wouldn’t you use them?!
American ingenuity at work! If you were surrounded by Talibanis and your only weapon at hand were tampons, wouldn’t you use them?!
Great. Another thing that they won’t let you take on airplanes any more.
If you are lost in the woods for an extended period of time, you’re going to wish you had some vodka-soaked tampons with which to start a fire!
Ah c’mon...I think she has a certain...sweetness...about her....
A: You tampon it.
Bloody ‘ell!!
Undoubtedly.
Until one considers the head-trauma.
They look like meth heads who would abuse tampons and Fords.
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