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1 posted on 01/14/2012 11:12:05 PM PST by Morgana
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To: Morgana
I lived in a town in the midwest, with the first hard snow, people would practice doughnuts in the parking lot at night, got you ready for winter driving, you learn what to do when your rear wheels want to pass your front. They got tons of the white stuff up there and they were sparing with salt & cinders as if they were gold...you ended up learning how to driveon ice REAL good.

Out there when folks would hear of a bad accident on the highway where cars went out of control due to ice and snow, the first thing locals would ask is "Were they from around here?" because only out-of-towners had trouble driving on the ice.

6 posted on 01/14/2012 11:34:40 PM PST by AnTiw1
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Interesting charge. The willful and want en disregard for the life or property of others.
7 posted on 01/14/2012 11:55:29 PM PST by Domangart
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Donuts in the park, after dark.
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9 posted on 01/15/2012 12:04:05 AM PST by HiTech RedNeck (Sometimes progressives find their scripture in the penumbra of sacred bathroom stall writings (Tzar))
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Certainly beats doing donuts at highway speed on the interstate, towards on-coming traffic because he didn’t know how to handle an encounter with black ice.


11 posted on 01/15/2012 1:27:08 AM PST by RasterMaster ("Towering genius disdains a beaten path." - Abraham Lincoln)
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Was he in the parking lot? It doesnt say it. If he was on the grass and tearing gashes all over the lawn doing it... well then yeah appropriate.


17 posted on 01/15/2012 3:32:23 AM PST by Walkingfeather
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Hubby took all five kids to snow covered lots to teach them driving on snow and ice.
19 posted on 01/15/2012 4:16:06 AM PST by ladyvet ( I would rather have Incitatus then the asses that are in congress today.)
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"Must... stop... donuts..."

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24 posted on 01/15/2012 6:05:12 AM PST by Renderofveils (My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Nabokov)
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Back in ‘82, I got suspended from a pizza delivery job for two weeks by doing donuts with a Chevy Chevette in the snow at an intersection in the country club neighborhood of town while returning from a delivery. My defense was that the cars were not equipped with snow tires or chains as the law dictates they should be. Oh well, I came back two weeks later and everything was fine. But instead of snow tires or chains, I was told to put three 50-lb sacks of flour in the hatchback.


28 posted on 01/15/2012 6:25:07 AM PST by Hoodat (Because they do not change, Therefore they do not fear God. -Psalm 55:19-)
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In the parking lot or on the grass?


31 posted on 01/15/2012 1:24:32 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (We kneel to no prince but the Prince of Peace)
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Looks like fun.
32 posted on 01/15/2012 1:33:23 PM PST by rabidralph
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So he was fornicating with donuts in a park? Is that illegal? Was he turned in by some donut ho?


36 posted on 01/16/2012 11:55:06 AM PST by BlueMondaySkipper (Involuntarily subsidizing the parasite class since 1981)
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