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Salem Witches Attempt To ‘Neutralize’ Tim Tebow
CBS (Boston) ^ | 1/13/12 | Staff

Posted on 01/13/2012 10:25:07 PM PST by ruralvoter

Even the witches in Salem are getting in on “Tebowmania.” A group of them formed a circle Friday the 13th at high noon to “neutralize” Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow and, in their words, “heighten Tom Brady’s amazing energy and positive ‘mojo’” for Saturday’s Patriots-Broncos playoff game in Foxboro.

“Tebow is praying to the Gods, and we, the Witches of Salem will pray for the entire New England Patriots team and raise the energy in their honor to maximize an outstanding performance,” Salem Witch Lorelei said.

(Excerpt) Read more at boston.cbslocal.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Religion; Society; Sports
KEYWORDS: football; pray; tebow; witch
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1 posted on 01/13/2012 10:25:14 PM PST by ruralvoter
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To: ruralvoter

What power do Whores of Satan have over the WILL of GOD?


2 posted on 01/13/2012 10:28:10 PM PST by LtKerst (Lt Kerst)
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To: ruralvoter

Stupid witches. As a Christian Tebow prays to one God, the One True God.


3 posted on 01/13/2012 10:29:00 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: ruralvoter

Well that settles it. Denver is a shoe-in! ;o)


4 posted on 01/13/2012 10:42:33 PM PST by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)
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To: ruralvoter

Well, Tebow doesn’t pray to godS, he prays to God Almighty.
Witches are idiots.


5 posted on 01/13/2012 10:50:31 PM PST by svcw (For the new year: you better toughen up, if you are going to continue to be stupid.)
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To: ruralvoter

LOL! Great fodder for the God vs. Satan meme leading up to the big event!


6 posted on 01/13/2012 11:00:13 PM PST by MCH
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“Witches are idiots”

yep.


7 posted on 01/13/2012 11:03:38 PM PST by Carthego delenda est
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To: ruralvoter

Tebow is praying to the Gods, and we, the Witches of Salem will pray for the entire New England Patriots team

Can’t even get this right......
Tim Tebow is praying to GOD.....
There corrected it for you......


8 posted on 01/13/2012 11:18:37 PM PST by SECURE AMERICA (Where can I sign up for the New American Revolution and the Crusades 2012?)
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Hang on.... I think I hear something in the background.... It's a loud rumbling, smoke belching, heavy machinery sound... Oh! Look out!!! Here it comes...

It's God and his “Holy Steamroller”, and look, he's let Tebow in the driver seat!!!!

Boil, boil, toil and trouble, Tebow is about to toss those demons in the cauldron and make “witchy- poo stew”!

9 posted on 01/13/2012 11:40:25 PM PST by Anti-Hillary (No Jesus, No Peace! Know Jesus, Know Peace!)
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To: ruralvoter

New England is DOOMED!


10 posted on 01/13/2012 11:41:37 PM PST by fortheDeclaration (All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. Burke)
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To: ruralvoter

Calling bookie now to place Denver bet.


11 posted on 01/14/2012 12:15:16 AM PST by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: ruralvoter

Didn’t Egypt try this before they got plagued?

Denver’s going to win now. Pi$$ing off God is never a good thing.


12 posted on 01/14/2012 12:45:00 AM PST by parksstp (Articulate Conservatives look for Converts. RINO's look for Democrat Heretics.)
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To: ruralvoter

Uh oh. They may have just cursed New England.


13 posted on 01/14/2012 1:43:50 AM PST by Pinkbell
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To: ruralvoter

This is all getting very strange ...


14 posted on 01/14/2012 2:20:50 AM PST by FroggyTheGremlim (Democrats:always looking for someone else to blame)
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To: Secret Agent Man

Even the few comments at the source think the story is a waste of paper and for the same reasons those at FR do.


15 posted on 01/14/2012 3:39:54 AM PST by trebb ("If a man will not work, he should not eat" From 2 Thes 3)
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To: ruralvoter
Salem Witches Attempt To ‘Neutralize’ Tim Tebow

And they said lingerie football was silly.

16 posted on 01/14/2012 4:06:05 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: ruralvoter
There are ways of dealing with witches.
17 posted on 01/14/2012 4:34:39 AM PST by kt56 (Molon Labe)
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To: ruralvoter

The original “Salem witches” weren’t witches at all. Martyrs, maybe, but not witches.


18 posted on 01/14/2012 5:31:03 AM PST by the invisib1e hand (eat more possum.)
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To: the invisib1e hand
"The original “Salem witches” weren’t witches at all. Martyrs, maybe, but not witches."

Since we are on a more serious note about the Salem (MASSACHUSETTS) withces....

Leftist Massachusetts is like France..always trying to eliminate the source of their past embarrassments every chance they get by pointing at someone else. In France it was Catholics burning the "heretics". In Salem..it was Protestants purifying the land of the"witches".

Now the same genetic "brain pool" wants to eliminate religion all together. Leftist fascists then..leftists fascists now.

I know whoever made these sports analogies think it is cute..but hey, I'm just trying to educated the people of the sports religion anytime I get a chance, between meditation times...or eh..commercials.

19 posted on 01/14/2012 6:11:27 AM PST by Earthdweller (Harvard won the election again...so what's the problem.......? Embrace a ruler today.)
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withces..witches..sorry.
20 posted on 01/14/2012 6:14:12 AM PST by Earthdweller (Harvard won the election again...so what's the problem.......? Embrace a ruler today.)
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