Posted on 01/13/2012 10:25:07 PM PST by ruralvoter
Even the witches in Salem are getting in on Tebowmania. A group of them formed a circle Friday the 13th at high noon to neutralize Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow and, in their words, heighten Tom Bradys amazing energy and positive mojo for Saturdays Patriots-Broncos playoff game in Foxboro.
Tebow is praying to the Gods, and we, the Witches of Salem will pray for the entire New England Patriots team and raise the energy in their honor to maximize an outstanding performance, Salem Witch Lorelei said.
(Excerpt) Read more at boston.cbslocal.com ...
What power do Whores of Satan have over the WILL of GOD?
Stupid witches. As a Christian Tebow prays to one God, the One True God.
Well that settles it. Denver is a shoe-in! ;o)
Well, Tebow doesn’t pray to godS, he prays to God Almighty.
Witches are idiots.
LOL! Great fodder for the God vs. Satan meme leading up to the big event!
“Witches are idiots”
yep.
Tebow is praying to the Gods, and we, the Witches of Salem will pray for the entire New England Patriots team
Can’t even get this right......
Tim Tebow is praying to GOD.....
There corrected it for you......
It's God and his “Holy Steamroller”, and look, he's let Tebow in the driver seat!!!!
Boil, boil, toil and trouble, Tebow is about to toss those demons in the cauldron and make “witchy- poo stew”!
New England is DOOMED!
Calling bookie now to place Denver bet.
Didn’t Egypt try this before they got plagued?
Denver’s going to win now. Pi$$ing off God is never a good thing.
Uh oh. They may have just cursed New England.
This is all getting very strange ...
Even the few comments at the source think the story is a waste of paper and for the same reasons those at FR do.
And they said lingerie football was silly.
The original “Salem witches” weren’t witches at all. Martyrs, maybe, but not witches.
Since we are on a more serious note about the Salem (MASSACHUSETTS) withces....
Leftist Massachusetts is like France..always trying to eliminate the source of their past embarrassments every chance they get by pointing at someone else. In France it was Catholics burning the "heretics". In Salem..it was Protestants purifying the land of the"witches".
Now the same genetic "brain pool" wants to eliminate religion all together. Leftist fascists then..leftists fascists now.
I know whoever made these sports analogies think it is cute..but hey, I'm just trying to educated the people of the sports religion anytime I get a chance, between meditation times...or eh..commercials.
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