[struggle]

1. Throw it in the trash.
2. If they show up, tell them to go away.

[albie]

You mus havet a liberal, Saul Alinsky follower as a neighbor that snitched on you.

[norwaypinesavage]

Do with it what you do with the rest of your JUNK mail. Toss it.

By the way, DON'T recycle it. You need to sequester carbon (it's for the good of the world!). The best way to sequester carbon is to bury paper in a landfill.

[bcsco]

...my response is required by law

Does it specifically cite what law? If not, pitch it. If so, look it up.

[DaxtonBrown]

Wow, I’d heard that this was in the offing, but didn’t realize it would actually happen. This absurdity would be great to publicize - sure to engender a backlash. I’ll even tweet to my followers if you want.

[JRandomFreeper]

My response would be: "Survey? What survey?"

/johnny

[Terry Mross]

You wanta’ do the smart thing? Tell them it’s a farm, show a loss (since you didn’t sell anything or there was a crop failure) then take all the tax deductions. I’m serious. Hey, they started this shit.

[sheana]

Post #2 is exactly what I would do.

[Jukeman]

Could it be a result of the Obama rural development program? And if land is not being used in what they consider a productive manner, it will be taken away. I don’t know but it sounds pretty sinister to me. I have not received anything like you yet but would not be surprised to get something any day. I do have crops but not all of my land is in production yet. I have under 50 acres total..

[liberalh8ter]

To answer your question re: all land having the potential to be cropland etc., the answer is, “NO”. Local government intrusion would disallow you to farm your land. If your home is not in a designated AG/ Res zone, you can’t be a farmer! Tell that to the potential Fed visitor.

[freedumb2003]

Have fun with it — lie all over the place.

Say you are raising space-carrots and jackalopes.

[KarlInOhio]

I ignored the American Community Survey and only filled out enough of the main 2010 census to do their Constitutionally given power to apportion House seats. They called and dropped by to leave notes on my door, but they never caught me at home.

I think they have fined two people in the past 60 years for not filling out the main census (and they were very vocal publicly about not filling it out) and no one has been taken to court on all their auxiliary forms, probably because they don't want the legal requirement to respond tested in court.

[stuartcr]

What were the other 3 questions?

[Vigilanteman]

You can freepmail me and send it to my address. I've got an area of garden which could use a good roto-tilling and digging up.

I could tell them that I heard the previous owner once cultivated the wildwood flower there and I would really appreciate them coming over with the DEA sometime in the early spring to make sure it was eradicated and that no volunteer plants came up before I planted.

[bert]

crops in my garden.....

Moonbat bane
illegal alien turnips
Affirmative action preventer flowers
progressive poison

[ottbmare]

I’d answer “No” to the question about whether your land has the potential for agricultural production. Don’t overthink the question. Yes, in theory any land could be used for agricultural production, but if the land isn’t in production, that’s because it’s just not practical—you couldn’t earn enough money from growing to justify bulldozing a building. You’re just growing a few veggies, not actually farming.

Just Say No and they’ll leave you alone. For the moment.

[spokeshave]

Can you post a PDF of the questions....so other FReepers can be forewarned of the contents....and can get it widely distributed...thanks.

[reaganaut]

How does your garden grow? ping.

[stuartcr]

Did you go to the NASS website, to get more info?

[HereInTheHeartland]

Tell them the castor beans you grow are normally planted above the C4 stash you have buried next to the automatic weapons stash.