(-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

[Lucky9teen]

In an effort to restore Americans’ faith in their government, President Obama has taken advantage of a little-known clause in the Constitution to sweep away the most unpopular Congress in history, replacing Senators and House members alike with movie stars, game show hosts, pop divas and kittens.

Slipped into the Constitution by Ben Franklin, the so-called “Kick Congress in the Arse Clause” had always been dismissed by Constitutional historians as “just the kind of shenanigans Franklin liked to pull when he was loaded.” Most scholars agree that Franklin was drunk and in a joking mood when he persuaded the rest of the founding fathers to support the clause, which enhances a President’s recess appointment powers, allowing him to replace Congress, “but only if said President is of African descent.”

Former members of Congress were quick to express outrage over what they deemed a power grab on the part of the President. Former House Speaker John Boehner branded Obama’s move, “the kind of dirty trick Republican Presidents are known for.” Democrats Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid released a joint statement condemning the President for “displaying extreme courage by turning his back on his own party and doing what’s best for the country, which is not how we do things in Washington.”

News of the President’s action dominated the airways. Fox News Political analyist Juan Williams reacted angrily, insisting that President Obama is not African at all. “What Obama has done is completely illegal! He’s no more African than I am! For God’s sake, look at his birth certificate. Any idiot knows Barack Obama is Hawaiian!”

And beware of the latest Computer Viruses going around. Here are a few that relate to this thread:

CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS v 1.0 - It runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.

Congressional Virus v 2.0 - Computer locks up, screen splits vertically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.

Congressional Virus v 3.0 - Overdraws your disk space.

TODAYS CHALLENGE TO ALL MY FREEPER FRIENDS: - Create a Computer Virus for Obama.

[Izzy Dunne]

We at OFST RADIO have, along with you, our loyal listeners, long wondered "When is Mike Terry coming out with a LIVE album?".

Well, wait no longer, fans - HERE IT IS!

[marine86297]

It's friggin party time people:

[Izzy Dunne]

And what is OFST without a little POLKA FUN - huh?

Here's the D-Drifters - aren't they having fun?

[Izzy Dunne]

The New Year is a time to reflect on the loved ones who passed away in 2011. OFST RADIO now presents the late great Freddie Gage to share your sorrow:

[Izzy Dunne]

And now, it's time for OFST RADIO to sign off. We leave you with fervent wishes for love and peace from HAPPY LOUIE, JULCIA and the BOYS:

[crusty old prospector]

Stop, stop. I must look away but secretly, I am drawn to stare lovingly at some of those covers.

[Izzy Dunne]

Forgive me for counting, but that "Gentlemen and their Ladies" cover has SIX gentlemen and TWO... ahem... ladies.

Where I come from, that ain't enough to go round, noam sayn?

[martin_fierro]

No, really, someone at OFST Radio thought this album was a good idea

[X-spurt]

De udder foo jus got outta da Big House and ain’t back into womens yet.

Just askin.... did you have to listen to all those albums?

[Lazamataz]

I’m in love.

[Lazamataz]

Pooh Man likes Pooh.

[Rummyfan]

LOL!

[Lazamataz]

HALLELUJIA! WE ARE VIKINGS!

[Lazamataz]

Talent, he has in abundance.

Teeth, not so much.

[red-dawg]

LATEST OBAMA VIRUS -- So destructive that it puts 15 million people out of work.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

I’d better hit it before Laz does!

[dragonblustar]

[dragonblustar]

[ErnBatavia]

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/brilliant.wav

[dfwgator]

Is that Janet Reno?