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Posted on 01/06/2012 5:27:25 AM PST by Lucky9teen
In an effort to restore Americans faith in their government, President Obama has taken advantage of a little-known clause in the Constitution to sweep away the most unpopular Congress in history, replacing Senators and House members alike with movie stars, game show hosts, pop divas and kittens.
Slipped into the Constitution by Ben Franklin, the so-called Kick Congress in the Arse Clause had always been dismissed by Constitutional historians as just the kind of shenanigans Franklin liked to pull when he was loaded. Most scholars agree that Franklin was drunk and in a joking mood when he persuaded the rest of the founding fathers to support the clause, which enhances a Presidents recess appointment powers, allowing him to replace Congress, but only if said President is of African descent.
Former members of Congress were quick to express outrage over what they deemed a power grab on the part of the President. Former House Speaker John Boehner branded Obamas move, the kind of dirty trick Republican Presidents are known for. Democrats Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid released a joint statement condemning the President for displaying extreme courage by turning his back on his own party and doing whats best for the country, which is not how we do things in Washington.
News of the Presidents action dominated the airways. Fox News Political analyist Juan Williams reacted angrily, insisting that President Obama is not African at all. What Obama has done is completely illegal! Hes no more African than I am! For Gods sake, look at his birth certificate. Any idiot knows Barack Obama is Hawaiian!
And beware of the latest Computer Viruses going around. Here are a few that relate to this thread:
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dictator; friday; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
True love songs at their finest, as OFST and NAMGLA present:
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posted on
01/06/2012 6:04:06 AM PST
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Izzy Dunne
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To: Lucky9teen
And now, OFST presents a double feature for the transexual crowd:
First up, the booming voice of IRA NORTH !!!
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posted on
01/06/2012 6:06:58 AM PST
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Izzy Dunne
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To: Lucky9teen
And now, the swinging ("swinging" - get it? huh huh huh) sounds of Kevin Rowland:
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posted on
01/06/2012 6:09:04 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: Lucky9teen
Wow - the OFST phones are ringing off the hook after that last one, so here's another lick by the old WindowLicker himself - APHEX TWIN!
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posted on
01/06/2012 6:10:54 AM PST
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Izzy Dunne
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To: Lucky9teen
And now OFST RADIO presents the down-homo instructional stylings of ALIX DOBKIN:
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posted on
01/06/2012 6:13:46 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: Lucky9teen
In the same vein, OFST RADIO now brings to you the diggable music of Jonah Jones and BAZOOMBA PLAYLAND !!
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posted on
01/06/2012 6:16:55 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/06/2012 6:17:03 AM PST
by
relictele
(Green energy is neither)
To: Lucky9teen
We've had a request to slow it down a bit, so here's a slow smooth one from OFST RADIO to the seniors out there, from THE FRIVOLOUS FIVE !
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posted on
01/06/2012 6:19:08 AM PST
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Izzy Dunne
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To: Lucky9teen
Back to the wooden-gospel theme as OFST RADIO presents the talented BEVERLY MASSAGEE and ERICK !
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posted on
01/06/2012 6:22:02 AM PST
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Izzy Dunne
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To: Lucky9teen
Sweet! TGIF welcome back Lucky...
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posted on
01/06/2012 6:22:17 AM PST
by
Currentriverrat
(People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
To: Lucky9teen
Long-Time OFST RADIO fans know that Colonel Sanders was famous for MORE than just Christmas music. Here is a selection from an earlier album:
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posted on
01/06/2012 6:24:27 AM PST
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Izzy Dunne
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To: Lucky9teen
We can all draw inspiration from the special people that God brings into our lives. Imagine the difficulties that this lady bears as an organist with no hands AND NO NAME:
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posted on
01/06/2012 6:27:34 AM PST
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Izzy Dunne
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To: Lucky9teen
Constipation is an issue with which we all deal from time to time. Here at OFST radio, we like to think that with this, as with most things, MUSIC CAN HELP.
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posted on
01/06/2012 6:30:11 AM PST
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Izzy Dunne
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To: Lucky9teen
Now that you're all cleaned out, here's a little something to clog it up again - HEINO !
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posted on
01/06/2012 6:36:12 AM PST
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Izzy Dunne
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To: Lucky9teen
What OFST RADIO program would be complete without a selection of ultrasonic stylings from MR. BAT ?
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posted on
01/06/2012 6:39:27 AM PST
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Izzy Dunne
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To: Lucky9teen
As a civil service for senior citizens, OFST RADIO presents tips for relaxation - I kow the rocking-char-in-a-swamp does it for me every time:
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posted on
01/06/2012 6:44:56 AM PST
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Izzy Dunne
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To: Izzy Dunne
OFST Radio presents: Young Love at it's finest!
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posted on
01/06/2012 6:46:11 AM PST
by
marine86297
(I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
To: Izzy Dunne
To: Lucky9teen
OFST Radio presents: Nice Cannons
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posted on
01/06/2012 6:50:23 AM PST
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marine86297
(I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
To: Lucky9teen
I'm not sure, but that looks like Weird Al Yankovic in a poodle helmet wielding the axe in this gospel reprise from long ago and far away:
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01/06/2012 6:50:33 AM PST
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Izzy Dunne
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