They go out for Chinese? Ya think they would be redoubling their efforts to produce a Messiah.
Count the profit from Christmas sales!
It can be lonely. Sometimes there isn’t even anyone online. However, tomorrow our extended family has a big fun Chanukah party, so all will be well.
Oh, and if you live in L.A., you can get up early and drive all over the freeways as fast as you want and get wherever you want in 20 minutes. It’s pretty cool.
They go to the movies.
When I lived in LA (far from my family), I’d go with them.
They have Hanukkah - 8 days, a present each day!
FReep, of course.
Come, everyone knows we, we,.....ah hell, I’m Catholic.
The ones I know come over and enjoy the season with friends.
What do Jews do on Christmas? Not a whole lot!
It’s hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My Friends won’t let me join in any games..
And I can’t sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree..
Or leave water out for Rudolph
Cos there’s something wrong with me..
My people don’t believe in Jesus Christ’s divinity..
I’m a Jew, a Lonely Jew.. on Christmas.
Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating Ham
I have to eat Kosher LATKEES..
Instead of Silent Night
I’m singing hou-hazch-tou-gavish..
And what the fuck is up
With lighting all these fucking Candles, tell me please?
I’m a Jew, a Lonely Jew..
I’d be merry but I’m Hebrew, on Christmas
Hey Little Boy, I can’t help but hear,
You’re feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..
But i’ve come to see that you shouldn’t be sad
‘Cos this is the one month that you shoud be glad..
Because it’s nice to be a Jew on Christmas
You don’t have to deal with the season at all..
You don’t have to be on your best behaviour, or give to charity
You don’t have to go to grandma’s house with your alcoholic family..
And I don’t have to sit on some fake Santa’s lap
And have him breathe his stinky breath on me!
That’s right! You’re a Jew, a Stylin’ Jew..
It’s a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas.
Benjy Stone, "My Favorite Year", 1982
We saw a movie a a theater and now I am up working. Most Jews, like myself, end up working on Christmas, so the gentiles can have the day off. I work Easter too!
They stand around singing songs their peeps wrote for us, watch everyone eat ham and even sing songs that end in “Chri i st the Lord”.
Lol they have a good time! Guilt free.
What else ?!!!
Chinese food - not only on Christmas Day, but most Sundays :)
The jews I’ve known all do christmas just like everyone else. Lets face it. Your average american family christmas has nothing to do with christ...or any other religion.
Many secular Christians have told me that Christmas is my holiday too, and some of them get very angry or even nasty when I tell them that I don’t want to celebrate it, calling me “Grinch” or “Scrooge.”
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I’m christian and I havn’t had a christmas tree in 15 years. I’ve never put up christmas lights...and I’ve never sent christmas cards.
Christmas is an old pagan holiday that was Christianized by the Church. Easter is the real Christian holiday because at that time of year Christ asked us to remember him...
Okay this is really retarded, but...
All I Want for Christmas Is... Jews
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8LmMtScH3g