[beebuster2000]

a good PitBull story in time for Christmas. How nice.

Question: if the guys pants had not been pulled down, would the dogs still have attacked? Maybe they were overcome with desire for a tasty snack of the other white meat Christmas Ham.

[Truth29]

Who writes this drivel? Whether the perp accidentally climbed over the wrong ten foot fence ... The paper just couldn't state the obvious definitely.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Just doing the job Ubama refuses to do.

[Bigh4u2]

“Seattle Animal Control will investigate the incident and determine whether the dogs have any previous history of biting and that rabies shots are all current.”

Why?

Unreal..

[dog breath]

Now if the owner had German Shepherds they would of dragged him to the street and flagged down a car for the owner.

[ConorMacNessa]

My Silkie Terrier Sir Winston applauds the action of the four Pit Bulls in defending their territory.

Etiam non princeps sed usque ad genua, Principis Pacis!

[John123]

The person had no business being there and this was their dog run

Well, sometimes "occupying" private property isn't such a great idea.

[JustSayNoToNannies]

"Whether he accidentally climbed over the wrong ten-foot fence or ..."

Which ten-foot fence would have been the RIGHT one for him to climb over?

[Vendome]

Well Okay.

I don’t care for pitbulls but, these little guys are a credit to their species.

[Ditter]

This is exactly the reason that I have SECURITY DOG signs on my fence. My Jack Russel Terrorist would do the same thing but only if he had a sandwich or treats in his pocket.

[SJSAMPLE]

I hate to admit it, but when you need somebody mauled right, a pitbull is your go-to dog.

[manic4organic]

Chet99 is very displeased. Somewhere.

[baltodog]

I always make sure my pants are pulled down, whenever I accidently climb the wrong 10-foot tall fence.

[calex59]

Seattle Animal Control will investigate the incident and determine whether the dogs have any previous history of biting and that rabies shots are all current, the Times reports.

What gives them the right to check these dogs out. They were not running loose they were in their own yard and bothering no one when the a**hat dropped in on them. He got what he deserved.

[Veggie Todd]

The dogs attacked and mauled the intruder so badly that he could not walk.

I love a happy ending. (snif)

[DeFault User]

Sgt. Sean Whitcomb of the Seattle Police Department said, “The person had no business being there and this was their dog run, so to speak,” Whitcomb said. “The dogs were blameless, they were merely protecting their area. We’re going to be requesting charges of criminal trespass on this person. It’s a misdemeanor level offense.”

Well, at least there is still one sane LEO in Seattle. Although it may be a "misdemeanor level offense", the dogs regarded it as a felony. ;o)

[gimme1ibertee]

Personally, I would’ve preferred a repetitious mauling with some hot lead,but that’s just me. All in all,still a good ending.

[NVDave]

How does someone “accidentally” climb over a 10 foot fence?

Does gravity work differently in Seattle? A person can be just walking along, then they trip (presumably because their pants are hanging halfway to the ground), their face hits the pavement and suddenly they bounce over the nearest 10 foot fence?

[JoeProBono]

You’re a pretty funny guy for a RETREAD