[starlifter]

Well done good Sir!!!

[Doogle]

[Currentriverrat]

TOP 10 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO! TGIF!!!

[Rightly Biased]

Way to Go BenLurkin I was figurin we’d be doin without...

[BenLurkin]

[BenLurkin]

[BenLurkin]

[ErnBatavia]

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[Mind Freed]

You saved the silliness thread. It’s a Christmas miracle!

[wyokostur]

Merry Christmas bump!

[martin_fierro]

[martin_fierro]

[Dr. Thorne]

John Rutter conducts the RPO and Cambridge Singers in the Hallelujah Chorus

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

When what to my wondering eye should appear
But an old flatbed truck and eight tiny John Deeres...

[Silentgypsy]

Thankyouthankyouthankyou!

[Monkey Face]

Thank you, Ben, for standing in.

We NEED this thread! And you’re a pretty good Santa to give Lucky a rest.

Here: Have some Glog and some pfeffernuss! (And a big hug!)

[kevinm13]

Thanks BenLurkin for subbing in for Lucky9teen. We all need Friday silliness and we all need time off for family.

Merry Christmas to all.

[motivated]

Christmas carols for the disturbed:

* 1. Schizophrenia-— Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder-— We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia-— I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic -—Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5.Manic -— Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

* 6. Paranoid-— Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder-— Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder-— You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

* 9.Attention Deficit Disorder -— Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10.Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
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[motivated]

[motivated]

Merry Christmas to all of you..
Just a little Christmas Cheer and
possible information you may not know...

When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then, when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, ‘Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?’

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Not a lot of people know this.