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To: BenLurkin

Christmas carols for the disturbed:

* 1. Schizophrenia-— Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder-— We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia-— I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic -—Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5.Manic -— Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

* 6. Paranoid-— Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder-— Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder-— You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

* 9.Attention Deficit Disorder -— Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10.Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
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42 posted on 12/23/2011 10:19:28 AM PST by motivated
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To: motivated

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.


46 posted on 12/23/2011 10:27:54 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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