"This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth."
Posted on 12/17/2011 1:26:03 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
WESLEY CHAPEL, Fla. — The truth is sometimes stranger than the fiction you see at the movies.
Deputies in Florida say a man stole a woman's car while they were on a date at a Tampa area movie theater.
The St. Petersburg Times reports that 27-year-old Michael Pratt told the woman he needed to get something from the car while they were watching the movie.
She gave him her keys. When he didn't return, she called him. Authorities say Pratt laughed, then told the woman he had stolen her car.
Pasco County Sheriff's deputies say he now faces grand theft charges.
Car was a rental The victim, who is 35, tried contacting Pratt for two days before calling the sheriff's office, according to the paper. Pratt called her four days after the movie outing and said he dumped the car in a Walmart parking lot in New Port Richey, authorities said. Deputies found it and arrested Pratt on Wednesday. The car, a silver 2012 Ford Focus, was a rental.
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He doesn’t seem like second date material.
If you go to the site and look at the pic, he doesn’t even look like first date material....
"This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth."
She must have been responsible for vetting Obama for 2008
On top of that, the dude has a spider crawling on his neck.
did the fool meet this fool on Foolslist?
Looks like he’s been crucified already.
At least the dude is inconspicuous and hard to pick out of a lineup.
What must be wrong with this woman, if she thought this guy was her type?
lol
And of course it happened in Flori-duh...I am so glad I got out of there all of those years ago.
Now that was unexpected.
Karmas gonna be a bitch for this yahoo.
What a Pratt.
There’s always some crazy shit going on in Florida these days.
who the hell steals a ford focus???
never mind... THIS is the type of loser that would steal a ford focus
seriously, are these women so brain-dead and desperate that THIS GUY seems appealing?
It’s the whole “Neck blends seamlessly into head” thing that she found appealing.
Kinda like a skinny Jabba the Hutt.
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