[Track9]

Researchers making themselves feel better.

[HANG THE EXPENSE]

Known for years.”If you dont get turned down a hundred times a night, you aint trying hard enough.”

[JRandomFreeper]

she's interested, and he totally misses out.

Yeah... Misses out on the moods, arguments, divorce, heartache....

Thanks. I'll just remain a single celibate. I've done my time and learned my lesson.

The primate pair-bonding biological drive makes people stupid. That's for the young.

/johnny

[CrazyIvan]

I am so much happier and less frustrated since I gave up trying to understand male/female relationships and have taken up theoretical quantum physics as a hobby. It is so much more logical and easy to understand. I have never had to sleep on the couch because of my opinion of string theory vs loop quantum gravity.

[Baynative]

The only thing more amazing than this bunch of steaming refuse is that someone got paid to write it!

[Mount Athos]

Here's a picture of the author of the study.

[dog breath]

Okay, now how do they explain ugly women with good looking men? It is hard to come up with theories in either case that don’t involve really good sex. Kudos to the researchers for trying.

[dfwgator]

[cantfindagoodscreenname]

I’ve actually come to a similar conclusion to this myself. One thing I have observed over my lifetime as a woman is that most men think they are masculine (or maybe “tough” is a better word). I can not get over how many less-than-masculine men I have heard make fun of other men for being wimps. I think the existence of testosterone in men makes them feel masculine even if they are not. I’m a photographer and I always hear beautiful women talk about how unattractive they are, but guys almost always seem confident about how they look.

[Rembrandt]

This story must be based on research conducted in a lot of bars about 30 minutes before closing.

[Old Sarge]

[JoeProBono]

[Tainan]

"That's a huge cost in terms of reproductive success."

Beer is not that expansive.

[Sea Parrot]

I have often wondered how I come to have that beautiful girl marry me 51 years ago. Sure as Hades wasn’t looks or money, and she is still with me.

[Melas]

Despite being at a disadvantage in the looks department, some men are able to snare a partner far more attractive than them through relentless persistence and overblown belief in their own sex appeal.

Well that explains in great detail how an ugly mug like myself marries the hottie that I indeed married. All this time I thought it was because I was smart and witty...who knew?

[ccmay]

This will come as no surprise to the pickup artist/”game” crowd.

[Vendome]

It’s not what you are but what think you are...

[crazyhorse691]

It wasn't until the third time that some conflicted female cowrker asked me if I would decease her husband that I got a handle on why my wife of 38 years and counting chose me. Because I love her...and training a new wife is so much harder now.

[cynwoody]

Despite being at a disadvantage in the looks department, some men are able to snare a partner far more attractive than them through relentless persistence and overblown belief in their own sex appeal.

Indeed. Sometimes it works ...

Given that your name is Callista, has it ever occurred to you that your husband may actually be Zeus, disguised as the Pillsbury Doughboy?

I'll vote for him. He's brilliant and willing to take it to Obama. But, seriously, we need to shed the baggage and keep the smartss. We need a Dark Horse!

[Amberdawn]

This explains why “no” doesn’t seem to be an operative word with some men...