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Posted on 12/09/2011 4:50:04 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Christmas Card Day
Always on December 9th.....Honors Sir Henry Cole (1818 - 1874) of England. Cole created the first commercial Christmas Card in 1843. Just a few decades ago, sending Christmas cards through the mail was a holiday "must". Sending cards through the mail continues to be very popular. The cost and time for writing and sending cards has caused many people to stop sending them. Free Ecards have surged in popularity. Animated Christmas and seasonal Ecards have made sending and receiving them a lot of fun.
Today is a good day to send out your Christmas cards and holiday greetings. If you have yet to do so, use today to get a start.
That dog is having the worst Christmas ever
Just brothers
Have a wonderful Cat-Mas!
Sigh, Apple fan boys
Who needs family when you have a smart phone?
Awkwardly adorable Christmas card
Carlos the Mailman wishes you an uncomfortable Christmas
It must have been really awkward after the delivery
We wish you a very Second Amendment-y Christmas!
You a Merry Christmas we wish. Yes, hmmm.
Fa, la, la, ah, she's so cute
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cards; christmas; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/09/2011 6:53:32 AM PST
by
ex91B10
(We've tried the Soap Box,the Ballot Box and the Jury Box; one box left.)
To: Lucky9teen
Boo-Hiss to FedEx/Kinkos. Have you tried the UPS Store?
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posted on
12/09/2011 7:40:00 AM PST
by
upchuck
(Rerun: Think you know hardship? Wait till the dollar is no longer the world's reserve currency.)
To: Lucky9teen
Well I can’t see most of your Christmas cards today durn firewall.
the Fedex/Kinko’s story is a hoot though.
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posted on
12/09/2011 7:47:21 AM PST
by
Rightly Biased
(Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?)
To: Lucky9teen
24
posted on
12/09/2011 8:08:28 AM PST
by
dragonblustar
(Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
To: Rightly Biased
Well, considering I kind of cheated today, on where I got my theme, pictures, I wonder if you can go directly to the
site I got them, or is that blocked for you too? ;)
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posted on
12/09/2011 8:16:03 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
26
posted on
12/09/2011 8:29:10 AM PST
by
Sax
To: Lucky9teen
yeah its blocked too i will look at home
happy FRIDAY
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posted on
12/09/2011 8:44:21 AM PST
by
Rightly Biased
(Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?)
To: Lucky9teen
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight, starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.
We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.
We didn’t know what to call her so we named her “Pussycat.”
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so.. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, “OK, but don’t forget to wash her, she stinks..” He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my Vet don’t see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband ‘El-Cheap-O’, and my husband calls the vet ‘El-Charge-O’.
They love to hate each other and constantly ‘snipe’ at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet.
The MD’s waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, “Your wife’s pu-ssy doesn’t stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she’s pregnant. God only knows who the father is!” Then he closed the door.
Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!....
_____
Two old Jewish men are strolling down the street when they come to a Catholic church with a sign that reads, “Convert to Catholicism and get $10.” One of the men stops and stares at the sign. “Abe,” he says, “I’m thinking of doing it.” With that, he strides purposefully into the church and comes out 20 minutes later with his head bowed. “So,” asks Abe, “did you get your $10?” Murray looks up at him and asks, “Is that all you people can think about?”
To: Lucky9teen
It’s borderline.... but I have to say Mom looks damn good!
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posted on
12/09/2011 9:21:33 AM PST
by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
To: Lucky9teen
<Laz typing mode>
I'd hit it!
</Laz typing mode>
It's hard to type using only your left hand
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posted on
12/09/2011 10:25:04 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: Lucky9teen
31
posted on
12/09/2011 10:31:37 AM PST
by
BlueLancer
(Secede?! Y'all better just be thankful we don't invade ...)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/09/2011 10:32:13 AM PST
by
BlueLancer
(Secede?! Y'all better just be thankful we don't invade ...)
To: Lucky9teen
33
posted on
12/09/2011 10:42:08 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught)
To: Rummyfan
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posted on
12/09/2011 10:49:41 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught)
To: Lucky9teen
35
posted on
12/09/2011 10:51:48 AM PST
by
GSWarrior
(Businessmen are more trustworthy than politicians, professors and preachers.)
To: TSgt
Snack time.
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posted on
12/09/2011 11:03:54 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught)
To: Lady Jag
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posted on
12/09/2011 11:13:20 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
Ah, Christmas time..............................”I love Christmas lights....They remind me of the people who voted for Obama. They all hang together; half of them don’t work, and the ones that do, aren’t that bright.”
To: Lucky9teen
The perfect gift!
Obama Punching Bag
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posted on
12/09/2011 12:00:54 PM PST
by
TSgt
(Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.)
To: Lucky9teen
What am I missing? Besides photos where the red X’s are? Was it because I got on so soon? Or is my computer playing a nasty prank on me?
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posted on
12/09/2011 12:28:26 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(HEY! Who stole my tagline? Ketch thet varmint!)
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