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If You Have Had An Affair With Herman Cain, Announce It Here
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| 11/30/11
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Posted on 11/30/2011 5:47:28 PM PST by BagCamAddict
I had an affair with Herman Cain.
Mine went on for 15 years, so does that make me the First Wife? Is this Big Love?
But I don't have anything to prove it.
You'll just have to take my word for it.
I'm an upstanding citizen too. But I won't come forward unless there can be a press conference with at least four of us.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: 2012; cain; hermancain
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To: mnehring
To: fightinJAG
Are you saying the records are in.... a.... wait for it....
LOCK BOX ????
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posted on
11/30/2011 7:04:23 PM PST
by
BagCamAddict
(How about you post in support of YOUR candidate, instead of trashing all the others??)
To: tennmountainman
Depends....What did he have in his hand?
To: BagCamAddict
I was once attracted to someone who managed a godfather’s pizza restaurant. Does that count?
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posted on
11/30/2011 7:08:59 PM PST
by
posterchild
(I'm old enough to remember when journalists bothered to look things up on wikipedia.)
To: Focault's Pendulum
MAN it took ping 67 before Looter guy show up
We Freepers are slippin
85
posted on
11/30/2011 7:09:22 PM PST
by
SevenofNine
(We are Freepers, all your media belong to us ,resistance is futile)
To: BagCamAddict
I am the queen of England, and I had an affair with Herman Cain.
If you want to dispute my claim, e-mail me at queenofengland@buckinghampalace.com
5.56mm
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posted on
11/30/2011 7:09:42 PM PST
by
M Kehoe
To: BagCamAddict
OH YEAH I forgot about that dude
He got busted recently for carrying POT
87
posted on
11/30/2011 7:10:15 PM PST
by
SevenofNine
(We are Freepers, all your media belong to us ,resistance is futile)
To: BagCamAddict
Show me on the doll where David Axelrod put the check to say Herman Cain touched you.
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posted on
11/30/2011 7:13:58 PM PST
by
mnehring
To: BagCamAddict
To: outhousepatrol
Herman and me and Barney makes two, cuz one of us would be dead.
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posted on
11/30/2011 7:18:00 PM PST
by
BykrBayb
(Somewhere, my flower is there. ~ Þ)
To: BagCamAddict
Yes, right next to all the money that you paid in to Social Security.
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posted on
11/30/2011 7:22:20 PM PST
by
fightinJAG
(NO REPRESENTATION WITHOUT TAXATION! Everyone should pay taxes, everyone should pay the same rate.)
To: Billthedrill
I just remembered, Sarah winked at me on TV. That was one heck of a night!
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posted on
11/30/2011 7:25:19 PM PST
by
taterjay
To: mnehring
93
posted on
11/30/2011 7:25:41 PM PST
by
Trillian
To: taterjay
Yeah, yeah, you get all the good ones. Mom always liked you best.
I did have Barney Frank waggle his wattles at me one time...
To: Heart-Rest; BagCamAddict
Here's the proof - Herman singing his new campaign theme song about Rosie and the rest of them:
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Here's that same Rosie singing right back to Herman:
Rosie Singing Right Back To Herman "Cain! Cain! Cain!"
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posted on
11/30/2011 7:32:00 PM PST
by
Heart-Rest
(Cain Can Conquer!!! Nullify the Nattering Nabobs of Negativism!!!)
To: BagCamAddict
We went to a tea party together.
Did I get myself in hot water?
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posted on
11/30/2011 7:37:06 PM PST
by
Tazlo
To: BagCamAddict
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posted on
11/30/2011 7:42:48 PM PST
by
TBP
(Obama lies, Granny dies.)
To: Billthedrill
If that is the case, you better watch out for Herman. He gives an awfully funny smile on that commercial with Mr. Block. He is looking at us when smiling.
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posted on
11/30/2011 7:46:59 PM PST
by
taterjay
To: TBP
That's good. The last paragraph is the best.
But then, its understandable. I mean Senator Harry Reid showed that he had a very good understanding of coloreds when he talked about his own preference for light skinned blacks with no Negro dialect. Certainly Herman Cain isnt light skinned, nor does he not have a Negro dialect. In fact, he sounds like hes straight out of the hood, wherever that is. And thats the point. Its the Mandingo thing with these dark-skinned Negroes. You just cant trust them, sexually, I mean. Senator Reid will tell you.
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posted on
11/30/2011 7:52:59 PM PST
by
BagCamAddict
(How about you post in support of YOUR candidate, instead of trashing all the others??)
To: ReformationFan
This would be a good idea, we should flood them with calls and keep their phone busy.
100
posted on
11/30/2011 8:00:31 PM PST
by
Big Horn
(Rebuild the GOP to a conservative party)
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