Posted on 11/30/2011 5:47:28 PM PST by BagCamAddict
I had an affair with Herman Cain.
Mine went on for 15 years, so does that make me the First Wife? Is this Big Love?
But I don't have anything to prove it.
You'll just have to take my word for it.
I'm an upstanding citizen too. But I won't come forward unless there can be a press conference with at least four of us.
Right here.. But mine was longer. 41 years.
Never mind I am only 38..
and Male.
Sure. And I have twenty years of phone records, texts and photos of smoke signals when we went camping.
Contact anyone from the usual suspects(ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, CNN, etc.) and you’ll be on the news and have a book deal within fifteen minutes.
I saw him down the street with two women at once in his car. You never know, it could have been series. Looked like a group smooch was going on.
If he had 100 affairs I’d still vote for him over Romney or Newt .
I did, but I’m sure that he’d totally deny it, the cad.
Raising my hand here. Yes, we were both very drunk, there was dancing on the tables, no one else was there but the two of us, but I remember it like it was oh maybe yesterday.
alinsky’s rules
I did not have Sex with Herman Cain LOL!
I had some Godfather’s Pizza once! Now where’s my check from Soros? (The ***hole whose name comes out the same whether you spell it forward or backwards. Freaky! He’s a spooky dude.)
I just don’t think I can bring myself to relive those painful and degrading years at the hand of this wanton man without Gloria steadying my hand to type and to help dry the tears.
Besides, my bank wants 3 to 5 business days for Axelrods check to clear.
I didn’t, because I like girls. But...I have it on good authority that Cain has been carrying on affairs with various extra-terrestrials since the Pleistocence Era ended. For a small fee I can provide sources.
Any ideas on a hashtag that is easy to remember
I swear I have never met him. And, I have no blue dress. I have no stains.
Besides, I don’t think I would look good in a dress.
I did not have Sex with Herman Cain LOL!
So your the one!
I had 13 1/2 affairs with Herman Cain in 33 seconds in August 1984. He plays fast and loose, he does.
And I can prove it. I just did. I wrote it. I have damning written evidence. And I didn’t want to come forward but everyone else was, so I didn’t want to miss out on the party.
Now, do you want to hear about my affairs with Hussein? With him I had three dozen, back in 1958. And I can prove it.
No, I didn’t have any affairs with Mitt Romney. I don’t think that’s possible for anyone.
Time to ‘fess up. Me, too. Actually me three ‘cuz Elvis was in on it, too.
Could someone direct me to where I can report Mr Cain for stalking. He was an hour away last night in Hillsdale and I was traumatized.
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