If You Have Had An Affair With Herman Cain, Announce It Here

Vanity | 11/30/11 | Self

[BagCamAddict]

I had an affair with Herman Cain.

Mine went on for 15 years, so does that make me the First Wife? Is this Big Love?

But I don't have anything to prove it.

You'll just have to take my word for it.

I'm an upstanding citizen too. But I won't come forward unless there can be a press conference with at least four of us.

[Fred]

The LSM is a joke, this heifer does not have any records

Ginger White admits to not have any records Wapo

“When you enter into a private relationship that you really do not care to share with the public, you really don’t enter into something like that holding on to receipts,” she said. “Holding on to gifts or if there were any notes or anything like that, to come out eventually and say, this is what happened and this is my proof.”

Hold on there is more:

But White does remember traveling with Cain to Las Vegas for the 1997 boxing match in which Mike Tyson bit Evander Holyfield’s ear. That’s a concrete detail that will likely be further investigated.

What great investigative reporting.....

[Georgia Girl 2]

I was watching Herman on TV the other night and he looked at me funny through the camera. Does that count?

[TexasTransplant]

Herman Cain Tickled my Fancy!

[TexasTransplant]

I am somehow missing in that picture ... I really need to be in that ... call me for a re-shoot

TT

[Disambiguator]

My 27 year old (male) co-worker says Cain has been abusing him since the 1970s.

[fightinJAG]

It was irresponsible to publish the allegations until they were independently investigation by the “journalist” and some evidence had been found.

Otherwise, Ms. White should have been sent to the Enquirer to tell her story.

Oh, wait . . . the Enquirer patiently investigated the Edwards story until it had some evidence or corroboration and THEN published.

[jespasinthru]

Cut me a big, fat check like Soros did for all those lying bimbos, and I’ll admit to banging Chris Matthews!

[CSM]

I have not had an affair with Herman, however I do have a book signed by Ann Coulter, so that proves I have had an affair with her!

Eat your heart out fellow FReepers!

[CSM]

“Could someone direct me to where I can report Mr Cain for stalking. He was an hour away last night in Hillsdale and I was traumatized.”

You never fail to make me laugh! Good one FRiend.