Grandmother, 73, claims she's being plagued by a GHOST (groping from the BEYOND)

Daily Mail ^ | 11/21/11 | Sarah Nelson

[Winstons Julia]

Doris Birch, of Herne Bay, began experiencing the nocturnal disturbances in her flat four months ago. The 73-year-old said: ‘It’s like an octopus. I was lying in bed when I felt this creepy pair of hands.

[Winstons Julia]

If there's something strange in your double bed Who you gonna call? - Ghostbusters! If there's something trying to caress your head Who you gonna call? - Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no gropes I ain't afraid of no gropes

[Justice]

LOL

[traditional1]

"I was lying in bed when I felt this creepy pair of hands"

Creepy? That's Grandpa!

[Pharmboy]

One of William Blythe Clinton’s dead ancestors?

[Winstons Julia]

Ah, then a rolling pin to the head ought to take care of it.

[umgud]

This ghost has pretty poor tast in groping.

[Darnright]

For your ping list.

[colorado tanker]

Doris, your ghosty whoasty is here. Are you ready to play???

[GreenLanternCorps]

[tob2]

Being groped by ghosts is no laughing matter. It is an uninvited invasion of a person’s psyche and can cause a great deal of harm. Very much like rape can. :(

[blasater1960]

Let me guess....former Cain employee??

[An American in Turkiye]

Yeah, but Whoopi wants to know, was it “grope-grope”?

[jmacusa]

Why is ghosts only come out at night? What’s up with that, what is that some kind of ‘’ghost union’’ thing? “Nope, we spooks only spook at night. Union rules’’.

[Winstons Julia]

No, there was only one. I think the Cain allegations come in threes.

[hellbender]

It's obviously an incubus.

[Verginius Rufus]

This reminds me of a cartoon I saw in a popular magazine published about 100 years ago. An older woman is seated on a couch and is being tickled by a male ghost. The caption reads: “An old familiar haunt.”

[martin_fierro]

‘It’s like an octopus. I was lying in bed when I felt this creepy pair of hands.

Hey, Gramma: For some of us, that's the ideal.

[eaglestar]

If you ever have any unexplained sounds, feelings or shadows in your home buy spiritual incense sticks and cone incense. Spirits will leave the room.

[Winstons Julia]

No they won’t.

We had weird experiences in a house in Maryland. Me ... I live with weird everyday.

But I’m fine with it.

[eaglestar]

It worked for me. My stairwell would creek for no reason at night (not every night) and I got helped into bed once with a shove 2 years ago. After I got the incense sticks the sounds went away and nothing ever happened since.