No fair, I don't know that one.
... unless it’s the one about who had the right to do what and with which and to whom... in which case you deserve 30 lashes with a wet noodle for rhyming “Rangoon” with “room” and “whom”....
There once was a fellow from Munich
Who decided to become a eunuch
He wielded his knife
And changed his whole life
And now he looks good in a tunic.
There once was a queer from Rangoon
Who met up with Bill in Kowloon
He could plat the Harmonica
And behave like Monica
Which totally pleased Old Klintoon.
I just made those up. I hope it helps. LOL.