[left that other site]

There once was a fellow from Munich
Who decided to become a eunuch
He wielded his knife
And changed his whole life
And now he looks good in a tunic.

There once was a queer from Rangoon
Who met up with Bill in Kowloon
He could plat the Harmonica
And behave like Monica
Which totally pleased Old Klintoon.

I just made those up. I hope it helps. LOL.

[left that other site]

plat=play. sorry. I was caught up in the moment.

[dayglored]

Oh, my! Those are quite good!!