Posted on 11/15/2011 6:57:30 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
Jesus and his dog? He had to do it.
Jesus had a dog? Who knew.
A dog named Sam?
You can’t make this stuff up any funnier.
Ping
Kind of like Mohammed. God always told him to do exactly what he wanted to do. When he changed his mind, so did God. It’s a cool gig.
Zing.
Jesus, as in the second person of the Trinity? Or some guy from Juarez?
When he broke into the house by opening the window, a voice said, “Jesus sees you.”
When he stepped into the den, a voice said, “Jesus sees you.”
He proceeded to start pilfering, the lights came on and the voice from the Hispanic owner of the Rottweiller said, “Jesus!, Sic em!”
Well, my dog just told me that his dog just likes to screw with the guy’s head. Oh, and Bones told me that sometimes that guy’s dog likes to pretend to be Jesus.
Not that we haven't tried:
Living with humans has taught dogs morals, say scientists
Mass. church to offer monthly worship services for dogs, and barking will not be banned
Woman convinced her dog knows Jesus
Man Saved by God and by Dog Who Says Grace
Is a religious bus ban on my dog right?
This is the direct result of talking dog movies.and possible LSD usage.
Anyway, he was adamant when interviewed by the police that he was just following orders given to him by his dog. I was shocked, as I know the dog...he always seemed so nice.
Banner day for our family with that on the nightly newscast.
Talking animals are not impossible:
Num 22:21-34
(21) And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab.
(22) And God’s anger was kindled because he went: and the angel of the LORD stood in the way for an adversary against him. Now he was riding upon his ass, and his two servants were with him.
(23) And the ass saw the angel of the LORD standing in the way, and his sword drawn in his hand: and the ass turned aside out of the way, and went into the field: and Balaam smote the ass, to turn her into the way.
(24) But the angel of the LORD stood in a path of the vineyards, a wall being on this side, and a wall on that side.
(25) And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she thrust herself unto the wall, and crushed Balaam’s foot against the wall: and he smote her again.
(26) And the angel of the LORD went further, and stood in a narrow place, where was no way to turn either to the right hand or to the left.
(27) And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she fell down under Balaam: and Balaam’s anger was kindled, and he smote the ass with a staff.
(28) And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?
(29) And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee.
(30) And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? And he said, Nay.
(31) Then the LORD opened the eyes of Balaam, and he saw the angel of the LORD standing in the way, and his sword drawn in his hand: and he bowed down his head, and fell flat on his face.
(32) And the angel of the LORD said unto him, Wherefore hast thou smitten thine ass these three times? behold, I went out to withstand thee, because thy way is perverse before me:
(33) And the ass saw me, and turned from me these three times: unless she had turned from me, surely now also I had slain thee, and saved her alive.
(34) And Balaam said unto the angel of the LORD, I have sinned; for I knew not that thou stoodest in the way against me: now therefore, if it displease thee, I will get me back again.
WWJD
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