[Chickensoup]

Relatives hate conservatives:

Bring one meat stuffed turkey with venison sauce and beef drippings.

And one 10 point wall mount buck head.

[KarlInOhio]

Bring one meat stuffed turkey with venison sauce and beef drippings.

Along with the story about how you captured and waterboarded a few of the smaller turkeys in order to gain intelligence on where the big one was hiding.

[GOP Poet]

I like it!!! I might add a beautiful tooth pick staked American flag stuck in the breast for best affect :-). Me? I would also be humming "America the Beautiful" as they opened the door as an added auditory opening act. Maybe outright sing a few bars while I am assisting in the kitchen while complementing Ray Charles an Alicia Keys version.

No white demmie can be caught dead demeaning a black man or woman ya know. Thus they can't say anything negative at that point about the song.

[GOP Poet]

Hell why not throw in a bear rug for full affect? :-D. Even better if you can see it from the table as you say prayers before diggin' in.

I have a few faux fur type items in my house (tastefully of course) and it drives my liberal in-laws crazy as they literally sucked in air when I first brought out a blanket. They thought it was real and the horror ensued. I was ROTFL as I told them it was faux. Liberals are beyond mental. Definitely the new Nazis.

[Daffynition]

LOL...This is stolen: *Grenades, ricin, plastic tarps, bleach and a chainsaw.*

and the chart didn't include the .......