[GOP Poet]

Hell why not throw in a bear rug for full affect? :-D. Even better if you can see it from the table as you say prayers before diggin' in.

I have a few faux fur type items in my house (tastefully of course) and it drives my liberal in-laws crazy as they literally sucked in air when I first brought out a blanket. They thought it was real and the horror ensued. I was ROTFL as I told them it was faux. Liberals are beyond mental. Definitely the new Nazis.

[Daffynition]

No longer allowed. :)