About 20 years ago the state of South Carolina decided enough was enough and outlawed the wildly popular barroom game/entertainment/competition known as ‘dwarf tossing’. Most unhappy with the law were the participating dwarves, who had been making a bundle in gratuities...as well as their percentage of the winnings.
For a mental image, just picture the famous fish-tossing at the Seattle fish market and you’re spot on!
My apologies to any dwarfs who may have been offended by my use of the word ‘midget’. And my apologies to any midgets who are offended by my use of the word ‘dwarf’.
My apologies to....
Oh why do I try?