And more from OWS....
Woohoo!!!! It’s finally Friday!!!!
In before the PING! TGIF! Lets hope there is no more snow for the Northeast for a long time and everybody gets their power back today.
“Anybody home?” she asked.
“Yep,” came a kid’s voice through the door.
“Is your father there?” asked the social worker.
“Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in,” said the kid.
“Well, is your mother there?” persisted the social worker.
“Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here,” said the kid.
“But,” protested the social worker, “are you never together as a family?”
“Sure, but not here,” said the kid through the door. “This is the outhouse!”
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Subject: FW: ‘Twas the night before elections
This is a cute way of telling us to get out and vote.
Twas the night before elections,
And all thru’ the town,
Tempers were flaring
Emotions ran up and down.
I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap,
Had shut off the TV,
tired of political crap.
When all of a sudden,
There arose such a noise,
I peered out my window,
Saw Obama and his boys
They had come for my wallet,
They wanted my pay
To hand out to others
Who had not worked a day!
He snatched up my money,
And quick as a wink,
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink.
He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart.
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!
On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, on Pelosi’
He screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause,
And as they flew out of sight,
I heard him laugh at a nation
Who wouldn’t stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think
On this one final note...
IF YOU DON’T WANT MORE OF IT
GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!
I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but,
by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing.
I converted to Islam, and we’re stoning her in the morning.
The producers of this beer commercial borrowed a small 150 seat cinema
playing a popular film, and filled 148 of its seats with
rough-looking, tatooed bikers, leaving only two free seats in the
middle of the theater. They then allowed theater management to sell
tickets for the last pair of tickets to several young couples.
What would you do?
Watch till the end .....
http://www.theinspiration.com/2011/09/carlsberg-stunt-in-cinema
I’m passing this on because it worked for me today. A Dr.. on TV said to have inner peace we should always finish things we start & we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked around my house to find things I’d started & hadn’t finished, so I finished off a six pack of Corona, a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay,a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum
Have you heard about the new Herman Cain Accuser doll?
You pull her string and 15 years later she talks.
I was just trying to get her attention, honest!
Boyohboy! Do I every need some Silly! LOL!
