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Breaking News: Kim Kardashian claims her 72 day marriage ended because Herman Cain hit on her
Vanity | 11-2-2011 | trueblackman

Posted on 11/02/2011 3:04:43 PM PDT by Trueblackman

Edited on 11/02/2011 4:44:34 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

API is reporting that according to a person far removed from Kardashian herself that the sometime actress and reality star ended her 72 day marriage to Kris Humphries after seeing front running GOP Candidate Herman Cain eating a McRib and then licking some extra sauce from his lips upon finishing the pork laden sandwich on TV before a Republican Debate.

The unnamed source claimed that Kardashian upon seeing this on the news became so traumatized by the imaged that it was not long before thing started heading South for the newlywed couple. The source stated that Kardashian screamed, "Why is he hitting on me like that?"

API attempted to contact Cain's Camp for comment, our calls were not returned.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: kardashian; kimkardashian; mcrib
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To: Clintonfatigued

MAD TV had some great TV and Music video parodies over the years.


41 posted on 11/08/2011 12:29:42 AM PST by Impy (Don't call me red.)
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To: Impy; Perdogg; fieldmarshaldj; Clintonfatigued

Bleh! I just don’t see anything attractive about any of them.

“It’s the new professional wrestling.”
Perfect summarization.


42 posted on 11/08/2011 6:14:20 AM PST by GOPsterinMA (And who doesn't have baggage?)
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