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Breaking News: Kim Kardashian claims her 72 day marriage ended because Herman Cain hit on her
Vanity | 11-2-2011 | trueblackman

Posted on 11/02/2011 3:04:43 PM PDT by Trueblackman

Edited on 11/02/2011 4:44:34 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

API is reporting that according to a person far removed from Kardashian herself that the sometime actress and reality star ended her 72 day marriage to Kris Humphries after seeing front running GOP Candidate Herman Cain eating a McRib and then licking some extra sauce from his lips upon finishing the pork laden sandwich on TV before a Republican Debate.

The unnamed source claimed that Kardashian upon seeing this on the news became so traumatized by the imaged that it was not long before thing started heading South for the newlywed couple. The source stated that Kardashian screamed, "Why is he hitting on me like that?"

API attempted to contact Cain's Camp for comment, our calls were not returned.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: kardashian; kimkardashian; mcrib
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To: Berlin_Freeper
When did Father Guido Sarducci retire?


21 posted on 11/02/2011 3:17:29 PM PDT by BlueLancer (Secede?! Y'all better just be thankful we don't invade ...)
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To: Trueblackman

A twitter feed is needed for this.


22 posted on 11/02/2011 3:17:32 PM PDT by ROTB (Christian sin breeds enemies for the USA. If you're a Christian, stop sinning, and spread the Word..)
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To: Trueblackman
Cain's campaign manager was just on Brett ......steaming angry at not only Politico...BUT NAMED RICK PERRY AS INSTIGATOR OF THE BIMBO NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He said Perry owes Cain an apology for doing this to him.

23 posted on 11/02/2011 3:19:40 PM PDT by Guenevere (....We press on.....)
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To: Trueblackman

I heard the Lindsey Lohan broke probation cause Herman Cain hit on her


24 posted on 11/02/2011 3:24:25 PM PDT by clamper1797 (Hoping to have some change left)
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To: Trueblackman
They do lynchings REAL good in this high-tech era.


25 posted on 11/02/2011 3:27:15 PM PDT by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: Trueblackman

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/funny.wav


26 posted on 11/02/2011 3:27:27 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Trueblackman; Lazamataz

Why is it we never see Laz and Cain on the same room? Hmmm?

Lazicain, hit’n it since 1975...


27 posted on 11/02/2011 3:28:03 PM PDT by montyspython (This thread needs more cowbell)
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To: BenLurkin

You know you want to smile, go ahead and laugh!


28 posted on 11/02/2011 3:32:07 PM PDT by Trueblackman (Posting on FR since 1998 and 100% teleprompter free post as well.)
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To: Trueblackman

You what would really be funny, if 1000s of women just anonymously started calling these news outlets and started claiming harrassment just to make a point.


29 posted on 11/02/2011 3:32:27 PM PDT by justsaynomore (Pray for Herman Cain)
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To: justsaynomore

Why not, they love making up the news.


30 posted on 11/02/2011 3:40:49 PM PDT by Trueblackman (Posting on FR since 1998 and 100% teleprompter free post as well.)
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To: Trueblackman
LOL.

I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!

I told them down at the Coffee Shop just this morning that Mr. Cain broke up that marriage.

People also need to know that Mr. Cain is also responsible for Katic Couric quitting her Anchorchair job.

According to an anonymous source, She saw him on another network being interviewed and was offended by the way he looked directly at the female interviewer and smiled, when responding to a question.

Mz. Couric reportedly stated that she herself felt "Sexually attacked" and "completely sullied" while watching his actions on the TV interview.

"How can anyone expect me to just sit there and put up with being Sexually harassed if I have to interview him?", she is reported to have asked.

"The probability of having to suffer such torture from this right-wing abuser was just too much to bear, so I'm quitting before such an event can occur", stated Mz. Couric.

31 posted on 11/02/2011 3:41:05 PM PDT by Col Freeper (FR is a smorgasbord of Conservative thoughts and ideas - dig in and enjoy it to its fullest!)
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To: Trueblackman

Oh no. Thought mr. CAIN had to after taste than that...haha


32 posted on 11/02/2011 3:53:16 PM PDT by EmilyGeiger
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To: Trueblackman

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/howawd.wav


33 posted on 11/02/2011 4:50:27 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: BenLurkin

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/believe.wav


34 posted on 11/02/2011 5:04:36 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (Obama Voters: Jose Baez wants YOU for his next jury pool.......)
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To: Trueblackman

Just what is a Kardashian? I think I owned one in the 70’s. Got only about 16 miles to the gallon


35 posted on 11/02/2011 6:35:06 PM PDT by GrouchoTex (...and ye shall know the Truth and the Truth shall set you free....)
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To: GOPsterinMA; Impy; fieldmarshaldj; Liz

SNL has a nice take on this:

http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/kim-kardashian-divorce-mocked-on-saturday-night-live-2011611


36 posted on 11/06/2011 5:30:06 PM PST by Clintonfatigued (Illegal aliens collect welfare checks that Americans won't collect)
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To: Clintonfatigued; Impy; Perdogg; fieldmarshaldj

This bimbo and the rest of her clan are trash. Where’s the beauty? Kim has a HUGE ass. The mother is the “best” looking one and that ain’t saying much. I’ve seen better heads on a mug of beer.

And what’s Kim’s claim to fame? A homemade porno of her an her rapper boyfriend. Way impressive...

The fact that that coven of skanks rakes in tons of paper is even more sickening.

No wonder the world hates the USA - trash like “The Kardashians” are our biggest export.


37 posted on 11/06/2011 6:40:27 PM PST by GOPsterinMA (And who doesn't have baggage?)
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To: GOPsterinMA; Impy; Perdogg; fieldmarshaldj

Here’s some more humor, though the real thing is even funnier:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eGSH-VZeVg


38 posted on 11/06/2011 9:36:30 PM PST by Clintonfatigued (Illegal aliens collect welfare checks that Americans won't collect)
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To: GOPsterinMA; Perdogg; fieldmarshaldj; Clintonfatigued

I saw Kim right after she went on DWTS and I thought she looked great. Since then she’s put the weight back on and gotten about 50 pounds of collagen injected into her lips. She looks like a streetwalker who’s pimp beats her up.

I used to like the third one (the one besides the fat one married to Lamar Odom) but she’s going downhill too.

I hate these reality tv “stars”. The only thing they are good for is making fun of.

It’s the new professional wrestling.

This isn’t the first time they’ve used a marriage as a plotline. Remember “Heidi and Spencer”? They almost got divorced because they thought they could get a new show out of it, it fell through and they called it off! That was even more pathetic than this.


39 posted on 11/08/2011 12:23:04 AM PST by Impy (Don't call me red.)
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To: Clintonfatigued

Thanks for posting that. I’d given up on SNL ever having a funny skit again.


40 posted on 11/08/2011 12:25:39 AM PST by Impy (Don't call me red.)
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