Posted on 11/02/2011 3:04:43 PM PDT by Trueblackman
Edited on 11/02/2011 4:44:34 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
API is reporting that according to a person far removed from Kardashian herself that the sometime actress and reality star ended her 72 day marriage to Kris Humphries after seeing front running GOP Candidate Herman Cain eating a McRib and then licking some extra sauce from his lips upon finishing the pork laden sandwich on TV before a Republican Debate.
The unnamed source claimed that Kardashian upon seeing this on the news became so traumatized by the imaged that it was not long before thing started heading South for the newlywed couple. The source stated that Kardashian screamed, "Why is he hitting on me like that?"
API attempted to contact Cain's Camp for comment, our calls were not returned.
A twitter feed is needed for this.
He said Perry owes Cain an apology for doing this to him.
I heard the Lindsey Lohan broke probation cause Herman Cain hit on her
Why is it we never see Laz and Cain on the same room? Hmmm?
Lazicain, hit’n it since 1975...
You know you want to smile, go ahead and laugh!
You what would really be funny, if 1000s of women just anonymously started calling these news outlets and started claiming harrassment just to make a point.
Why not, they love making up the news.
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!
I told them down at the Coffee Shop just this morning that Mr. Cain broke up that marriage.
People also need to know that Mr. Cain is also responsible for Katic Couric quitting her Anchorchair job.
According to an anonymous source, She saw him on another network being interviewed and was offended by the way he looked directly at the female interviewer and smiled, when responding to a question.
Mz. Couric reportedly stated that she herself felt "Sexually attacked" and "completely sullied" while watching his actions on the TV interview.
"How can anyone expect me to just sit there and put up with being Sexually harassed if I have to interview him?", she is reported to have asked.
"The probability of having to suffer such torture from this right-wing abuser was just too much to bear, so I'm quitting before such an event can occur", stated Mz. Couric.
Oh no. Thought mr. CAIN had to after taste than that...haha
Just what is a Kardashian? I think I owned one in the 70’s. Got only about 16 miles to the gallon
SNL has a nice take on this:
This bimbo and the rest of her clan are trash. Where’s the beauty? Kim has a HUGE ass. The mother is the “best” looking one and that ain’t saying much. I’ve seen better heads on a mug of beer.
And what’s Kim’s claim to fame? A homemade porno of her an her rapper boyfriend. Way impressive...
The fact that that coven of skanks rakes in tons of paper is even more sickening.
No wonder the world hates the USA - trash like “The Kardashians” are our biggest export.
Here’s some more humor, though the real thing is even funnier:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eGSH-VZeVg
I saw Kim right after she went on DWTS and I thought she looked great. Since then she’s put the weight back on and gotten about 50 pounds of collagen injected into her lips. She looks like a streetwalker who’s pimp beats her up.
I used to like the third one (the one besides the fat one married to Lamar Odom) but she’s going downhill too.
I hate these reality tv “stars”. The only thing they are good for is making fun of.
It’s the new professional wrestling.
This isn’t the first time they’ve used a marriage as a plotline. Remember “Heidi and Spencer”? They almost got divorced because they thought they could get a new show out of it, it fell through and they called it off! That was even more pathetic than this.
Thanks for posting that. I’d given up on SNL ever having a funny skit again.
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