Open Letter On Why I Got Zotted

IntoRightField.com ^ | September 30, 2011 | Ryan Larsen

[anotherBarbarian]

Dear RedState.com (cross-posted),

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ryan Larsen. I’m a truth lover, chess player and avid political junkie. I co-founded....

OK, here is the point where the mods step in... Originally this Pro-Romney troll went on for about twenty thousand words about how wonderful Romney is and how everyone else sucks. You get the picture. He wrote it to our friends at RedState but posted it here. I take it, probably because he met the same fate there as he just did here. We the mods will save you from all that boredom and just allow you to point and laugh. Carry on.

[NicknamedBob]

I've told her that I need to put them into some kind of order.

She said I should just list them in the order I wrote them. Well, that would be easy. I learned a long time ago to attach a date to each.

I Only Want …

I only want a million days,
To loll around and squander,
And idly, in a drunkard’s path,
About the hills to wander.

A million days of sunrise,
Begetting jeweled morn,
And sultry softened afternoons,
With rain no hint to warn.

The rain may fall in eventide,
To lull a resting soul,
As smiling for the joy of life,
Relinquishes control.

Such perfect days are metered,
We get so very few,
A million such seem adequate,
If one has aught to do.

I’d intersperse them with a touch,
Of raw days and of storm,
Which wouldn’t count among the list,
Just give excuse to warm,

While waiting out the frozen count,
Of days on which I feed,
Before the fire of stored delight,
Preserved for such a need.

NicknamedBob . . . . May 17, 2008

[Tax-chick]

Sounds like some interesting options. Work on improving your target practice!

[NicknamedBob]

"Work on improving your target practice!"

Or just leave prominently displayed but artfully mangled practice targets in the trash.

[Tax-chick]

[Monkey Face]

*snif-snif*

:blurry screen:

[Monkey Face]

I agree with NicknameSue: Chronological is the best.

[NicknamedBob]

If you posted them in your house, you wouldn’t have room for wallpaper.

[Monkey Face]

I don’t have room for wallpaper anyway. I don’t have any unused wall space! LOL!

[Darksheare]

“Tail and I not fighting. Just minor dis-greementation!”

[Tax-chick]

Good morning. Took Tom to the DMV for his learner’s permit. No line worth mentioning.

Frank is feeling better today, but I’m not.

[Tax-chick]

Catz often seem to not be fully in command of their tails.

[Darksheare]

My bobcat domestic mix couldn’t control the last four inches of her tail.
It was constantly in motion and would annoy her enough that she’d pin it down.

[Tax-chick]

They should have an extra brain for the tail, like some dinosaur was supposed to, when I was a kid. (They’ve probably changed the thing about the dinosaur now ;-).

[Darksheare]

Had a cat that didn’t seem to have a brain at all.
Not that it mattered, indoor catz don’t need to know not to fall into streams and such.

[Tax-chick]

Somehow, catz get us to feed and nurture them, no matter how brainless they seem.

[Darksheare]

Had one that was an evil kitty genius.
She would turn on teh CD ccarousel, select different CD’s, change the volume, then turn it off if she didn’t like what was in the player.
Same with the TV.
And if you caught her doing it, she’d act as if she hadn’t been using the remote.
She lived to be 24.

[Monkey Face]

I love DMV’s like that. Of course, I always head for the Handicapped line, which is VERY short.

Wow. This is the third one to get a license, right?

[Tax-chick]

We got there before it opened on a mid-week morning. This worked last week for Bill’s license, too. Tom is the 3rd to have a permit, but can’t have a real license until this date next year.

[Monkey Face]

Wow. In Utah and here, it’s only six months. And if you’re 14, you can get a license to drive farm equipment on the roads.

The Stig is not happy today. Again.

[Tax-chick]

There’s a farm-driving provision here, too, but I don’t know what exactly.

Sorry the birdie isn’t well. Have you played him some music?