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Police: Man Steals Sandwich, Flees In Forklift
WTAE ^
| October 28, 2011
Posted on 10/28/2011 4:35:55 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
ROSS TOWNSHIP, Pa. -- Police in Ross Township have arrested a man after they said he stole a sandwich from a restaurant and then tried to flee in a forklift parked nearby.
Police said Sean Faulkner ordered food from Sieb’s Pub on Babcock Boulevard and ran out the door without paying Sunday.
Employee Karie Donatelli told Channel 4 Action News’ Ari Hait that Faulkner “just was very weird. We were very leery of him.”
Witnesses told investigators Faulkner then tried to leave in a forklift parked in a nearby lot, police said.
“The forklift doesn't travel fast, so I don't know that he was able to make a speedy escape,” said Detecive Brian Kohlhepp.
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“I hope something like that never happens again, but it was very funny,” said Donatelli.
(Excerpt) Read more at wtae.com ...
TOPICS: Food; Local News
KEYWORDS: forklift; sandwich
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I used to drive a forklift - the only way he could have escaped on one is to have run over the victim. They’re S-L-O-W!
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posted on
10/28/2011 4:39:40 AM PDT
by
meyer
(We will not sit down and shut up.)
To: meyer
I would think the bigger fine would be for stealing the fork lift?
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posted on
10/28/2011 4:42:49 AM PDT
by
Netizen
(Path to citizenship = Scamnesty. If you give it away, more will come. Who's pilfering your wallet?)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Police: Man Steals Sandwich, Flees In Forklift That's gotta be one HELL of a sandwich!
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posted on
10/28/2011 4:44:05 AM PDT
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Forking jerk is almost certainly an Obama supporter.
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posted on
10/28/2011 4:53:28 AM PDT
by
ETL
(ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
10/28/2011 4:57:12 AM PDT
by
DemforBush
(Serpentine, Shel! Serpentine!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Here's the pic of the sandwich burglar from the link...
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posted on
10/28/2011 5:00:29 AM PDT
by
Mich Patriot
(I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself. Ronald Reagan)
To: ETL
My guess is he’s a union worker.
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posted on
10/28/2011 5:03:05 AM PDT
by
airborne
(Paratroopers! Good to the last drop!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
This is why I love Pittsburgh.
We have a very idiosyncratic variety if idiots.
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posted on
10/28/2011 5:19:39 AM PDT
by
Pietro
To: rightwingintelligentsia
There’s a headline, you don’t see everyday.
To: DemforBush
“Wonder what kind of sammy he stole?”
It was a Reuben. And I guess he had a case of beer too, to go with it.
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posted on
10/28/2011 5:43:42 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
If he was near Pittsburgh he should have gotten one of these.....
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
If he was near Pittsburgh he should have gotten one of these.....
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Needed a forklift to steal a sandwich. Must'a been a big sandwich.
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posted on
10/28/2011 5:59:14 AM PDT
by
6SJ7
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The Men Left Bloody Footprints In The Snow..............
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posted on
10/28/2011 7:37:56 AM PDT
by
DJ MacWoW
(America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Fortunately, a passing motorist on a lawnmower was able to get the license number.
To: jakerobins
I’ll take the Carpicola and Cheese with extra onions, please. :-)
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posted on
10/28/2011 8:48:00 AM PDT
by
DemforBush
(Serpentine, Shel! Serpentine!)
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