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'I wasn't sure what it was when I first saw it'': Hark, a sperm bike!
KOMO-TV Seattle ^ | October 26, 2011 | Ray Lane/KOMO-TV

Posted on 10/27/2011 12:32:29 AM PDT by hoagy62

SEATTLE -- A new bicycle making the rounds on Seattle's streets is triggering smiles, snickers and even a few blushes.

The two-wheeler is specifically designed to transport sperm samples, and it looks the part.

"I wasn't sure what it was when I first saw it, and then I noticed what it was -- and I laughed," said Kim Garvelle.

Custom-made and nearly 10 feet long, the design of the sperm bike resembles an oversized sperm. A hefty 120 pounds when fully-loaded, the bike is big enough to have people running to get out of the way..

(Excerpt) Read more at komonews.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bicycle; seattle; spermbank

1 posted on 10/27/2011 12:32:29 AM PDT by hoagy62
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2 posted on 10/27/2011 12:37:43 AM PDT by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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He needs a pair of gravity defeyer shoes.

Awesome shoe, aint about to buy a pair strictly because of the logo though.

3 posted on 10/27/2011 1:37:29 AM PDT by rawcatslyentist (It is necessary that a person be born of a father who is a citizen; ~Vattel's Law of Nations)
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Sperm has to be the cheapest commodity on the planet. 99% of thx producers are trying very hard to get rid of their entire inventory 24/7 and are eager to make more.


5 posted on 10/27/2011 3:17:48 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing an idiot)
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Great picture. I wonder how many of the sperm bank's prodigy will resemble this jolly jizz collector.
6 posted on 10/27/2011 3:22:08 AM PDT by Brad from Tennessee (A politician can't give you anything he hasn't first stolen from you.)
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People who live in Seattle are twisted leftist weirdos. They are a good counterpart to those living near Cambridge MA. What is it about people who live in lousy climates on both coasts? But they will be the first to go down with their hedonistic lifestyles. These people deserve each other.


7 posted on 10/27/2011 3:38:09 AM PDT by veritas2002
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Now why are there portajohns in that photo, lol? It’s from an infomercial or something, right? “Gee thanks SpermBike!”


9 posted on 10/27/2011 3:47:44 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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I prefer the traditional method of transporting sperm.


10 posted on 10/27/2011 4:02:18 AM PDT by popdonnelly (Socialism isn't going to work this time, either.)
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"Awesome shoe, aint about to buy a pair strictly because of the logo though."

I've always wondered about that - what were they thinking when they designed that logo?
I wouldn't wear clothing with pictures of sperm if they paid me.

11 posted on 10/27/2011 4:05:10 AM PDT by Psalm 73 ("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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yes, and ironically the seat on the bike is the type that can cause impotence.

bicycle seat neuropathy

12 posted on 10/27/2011 4:21:50 AM PDT by LadyDoc
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ROTFLMAO!


13 posted on 10/27/2011 5:28:28 AM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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14 posted on 10/27/2011 6:28:44 AM PDT by left that other site (Psalm 122:6)
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