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Woman allegedly beaten with frozen armadillo
Houston Chronicle ^
| October 21, 2011
Posted on 10/21/2011 5:28:55 PM PDT by Gamecock
Dallas police are on the lookout for a man who could face assault charges for throwing a frozen armadillo at a 57-year-old woman near Dallas.
The woman, My Fox Dallas-Fort Worth reports, met the man in a parking lot to purchase the armadillo carcass, which she planned to eat.
During a fight over its price, he hit her with the animal in the leg and the chest, leaving bruises on her body.
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TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: armadillo; tx; wtf
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posted on
10/21/2011 5:29:02 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
To: Gamecock
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
2
posted on
10/21/2011 5:30:51 PM PDT
by
Drango
(A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
To: Gamecock
Sounds like a scene out of “Mad Max”.
3
posted on
10/21/2011 5:31:01 PM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(Stop Government Greed Now!!!!)
To: Gamecock
4
posted on
10/21/2011 5:31:16 PM PDT
by
GSWarrior
(Click HERE to expand this tagline)
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
10/21/2011 5:31:28 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
(“I’m so thankful for [the] active obedience of Christ. No hope without it.” JGM)
To: Gamecock
I always say, nothing good can come from meeting a man in a parking lot to purchase a fozen armadillo carcass
6
posted on
10/21/2011 5:34:46 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
To: Gamecock
Armadillo: It tastes like chicken...
To: Gamecock
Probably not the first time a woman has been injured with an armored-dil....oh, never mind...
To: Gamecock
Good thing he didn’t throw a frozen Iranian dictator!
9
posted on
10/21/2011 5:36:59 PM PDT
by
CrazyIvan
(Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
To: Gamecock
When the riots erupted in the UK they had no guns so they flocked to the internet to purchase bats to protect themselves. We need not worry, I will sleep good tonight knowing I have a weapon in my freezer
To: Gamecock
What better than a tasty meal that comes with its own carrying case?
11
posted on
10/21/2011 5:39:46 PM PDT
by
digger48
To: Gamecock
If frozen armadillos are outlawed, only outlaws will have frozen armadillos.
12
posted on
10/21/2011 5:40:09 PM PDT
by
fhayek
To: Gamecock; JoeProBono
Hippodillo ping.
13
posted on
10/21/2011 5:41:20 PM PDT
by
50mm
(Trust nobody and you'll never be disappointed.)
To: CrazyIvan
Lybian! Frozen brain here!
14
posted on
10/21/2011 5:41:35 PM PDT
by
CrazyIvan
(Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
To: Gamecock
I hate people who throw food.
15
posted on
10/21/2011 5:42:06 PM PDT
by
South40
('Heartless' since 1957)
To: Gamecock
conclusion...... armadillos are for beating, not for eating
16
posted on
10/21/2011 5:42:37 PM PDT
by
bert
(K.E. N.P. +12 ..posted from the great river road)
To: Gamecock
Thoughts? I think if I thought about this my brain'd have to be sent back to the factory for relining.
17
posted on
10/21/2011 5:48:24 PM PDT
by
Grut
To: 50mm
18
posted on
10/21/2011 5:48:54 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: Gamecock
We must have more and better frozen armadillo control laws.
A civilized society cannot permit the continuation of this type of brutal conduct.
At a minimum there should be a requirement for a background check and a three day waiting period to prevent these frozen cadavers from getting in the hands of potentially violent people - especially while they may be looking for a frozen armadillo while caught up in a moment of rage.
Serious consideration should also be given to creating “Frozen Armadillo Free Zones” with zero tolerance for any infraction.
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posted on
10/21/2011 5:50:45 PM PDT
by
Iron Munro
('We do have tough gun laws in Massachusetts; I support them.' -- Mitt Romney)
To: Gamecock
Check the armadillo carcass for cocaine. I'll bet that's why they were haggling over price.
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posted on
10/21/2011 5:51:33 PM PDT
by
Ken H
(They are running out of other people's money.
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