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(-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

Posted on 10/21/2011 6:09:21 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Not to be stuck on the same theme again...but they're just so silly....


 
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good morning delusional obots (over the cliff)


Date: 2011-10-18, 10:25AM EDT
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The Marxist Muslime Illegal Alien's attempt at 'misdirection' via his "Occupy" gambit - is not really paying off is it?

The usurper is a disaster. Wannabe hippies on Wall St. who've been told to emerge from their parents' basement can't change that.

Anyone found the teleprompter yet?


Have A Nice Day
 

Obama's "Occupy" Policy Creates A Dozen Dumpster Diving Jobs!


Date: 2011-10-18, 10:38AM EDT
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Finally, that "hope and change" is kicking in!?


Occupy Wall Street = Hitler's Nazi Beer Hall Putsch


Date: 2011-10-18, 9:14AM EDT
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Nothing more need be said.


Used to be called


Date: 2011-10-18, 7:04AM EDT
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Used to be called OCCUPY GERMANY,OCCUPY RUSSIA,OCCUPY CHINA.......How did that trun out?Dont forget you have the full support of the NAZI PARTY,COMMUNIST PARTY good company ....Keep Occupying you are doing a great job..AMERICA IS ALLMOST DEAD

Van Jones is proud of you


occupy Tarzan (Financial District)


Date: 2011-10-17, 2:22PM EDT
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Please support your Local Tarzan http://youtu.be/hpyMyvbJdys Thank you

This is the 99% natural sound that a 99% human makes when he releases 99% of his beast and becomes one with 99% of nature. We must all live in 99% harmony with 99% of nature, further more 99% of everything on earth is ultimately 99% natural. Also when 99% of the tides turn you are living in 99% harmony with nature when you are joining that 99% of the tide or in some cases "That Protest". At which point the protest becomes 99% natural. Further more, a person crosses a river at an angle going with the current, not against it.


I am proud to be a moderate progressive rationalist socialist (rationalreaper™)


Date: 2011-10-17, 11:00PM EDT
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Just being honest.

There is not one thing that is dirty about any one of those four words.

There is no stigma attached to those four words.

Right wingers have used this tactic to degrade folks...make them afraid to proclaim their political leaning.

Be not afraid to say what you are people. Even the teacher Jesus was a Moderate,Progressive,Rationalist,Socialist....and I think he knew more about life and the way the order of things should be than these neo-con jokers.

OCCUPY AMERICA!

It's great to know (rationalreaper™)


Date: 2011-10-17, 8:21PM EDT
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that I threaten the serenity of the GOP and the Koch brothers....You cannot keep your boots on the necks of the middle class and the poor any longer.

Your party is now OVER!

OCCUPY AMERICA!

RR™



And now for some cartoons...









TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; occupy; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen

Oh, and the fourth word was “sin”. I’ve got that covered.


41 posted on 10/21/2011 8:06:41 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Lucky9teen

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister... After a while he asked: ‘Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?’

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, ‘If you don’t remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.’

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. ‘I love you so much that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window.’

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: ‘How does it know it’s me?’

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. ‘Please don’t give me this juice again,’ she said, ‘It makes my teeth cough.’

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: ‘How much do I cost?’

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, ‘I don’t know what’ll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?’

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: ‘Why is he whispering in her mouth?’

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, ‘Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?’

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: ‘The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.’ Concerned, James asked: ‘What happened to the flea?’

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....

This particular Sunday sermon... ‘Dear Lord,’ the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. ‘Without you, we are but dust....’ He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, ‘Mom, what is butt dust?’


42 posted on 10/21/2011 8:09:08 AM PDT by sunny48
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To: Lucky9teen

43 posted on 10/21/2011 8:11:55 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty. - Prov 22:3)
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To: MarineBrat
OW! I'll bet that hurt!
44 posted on 10/21/2011 8:12:44 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: MarineBrat
OW! I'll bet that hurt!
45 posted on 10/21/2011 8:12:47 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Geraldo covering OWS
NOW THAT'S SILLY


46 posted on 10/21/2011 8:14:14 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Rummyfan

>>OW! I’ll bet that hurt!

Note to self... don’t turn the wheel while it’s off the ground. :)


47 posted on 10/21/2011 8:20:58 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Excellent thread.


48 posted on 10/21/2011 8:26:01 AM PDT by secret garden (Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
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To: tnlibertarian; Lucky9teen

True, I DO have my off days, from time to time ...

But ...

At least SOME of us still have a notion of what ‘silliness’ is about.

Back in the day, we gave each other a lot more than blog particles, ‘Yeah, what HE said !” and links off FR to some random humorless site.

Oh, well, back to being my usual cizbogoverdram self ...

One Man’s Opinion

21stCenturion


49 posted on 10/21/2011 8:26:01 AM PDT by 21stCenturion ("It's the Judges, Stupid !")
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To: 21stCenturion
Back in the day, we gave each other a lot more than blog particles, ‘Yeah, what HE said !” and links off FR to some random humorless site.

So, what is that supposed to mean?
50 posted on 10/21/2011 9:21:02 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

In After The Ping! Whoohoo!!!


51 posted on 10/21/2011 9:29:37 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Cain = National Sales Tax; Perry = Amnesty for Illegals; Romney = Obamacare forever. Who's left?)
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To: Lucky9teen

52 posted on 10/21/2011 9:36:33 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Fast Moving Angel

53 posted on 10/21/2011 9:49:51 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Rummyfan

54 posted on 10/21/2011 9:52:27 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

Lucky, let not your heart be troubled. I am a ‘true’ OFST fan and have been since I found this place, lo these many moons ago. ( I’m not much of a contributor since I work on a golf course most Friday mornings and don’t even SEE the thread ‘til later in the day. )

I merely tried to point out that, over time, OFST has somewhat degenerated from a fairly ‘over the top’ silliness thread ( with hundreds of posts ) to a somewhat more mundane ‘joke list’ ( with dozens of posts ) where entirely too much space is taken up, f’rinstance, with referral links to what I think of as Baba-wawa quizzes — “If you were a tree, Senator, what tree would you be ?” or repetitions of “I hear you, pal” or “Yeah, what HE said” or just “Hey, good’n, bubba !”.

I don’t even want to THINK about what kind of cookie / flower / shoe or fish some blog-filler ‘quiz’ is about to reveal ...

There is a place for ‘humor’ and there is a place for ‘silliness’. I think we have an adequate outlet for humor ( intentional or not ) throughout FR. THIS thread ought to celebrate ‘silliness’, a rare commodity wherever you’re lookin’ for it.

Regards,

21stCenturion


55 posted on 10/21/2011 9:54:34 AM PDT by 21stCenturion ("It's the Judges, Stupid !")
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To: Lucky9teen
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56 posted on 10/21/2011 10:01:55 AM PDT by AZ .44 MAG (Repeal Obama)
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To: Lucky9teen

Romper Room !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=B0aFlgq48AU


57 posted on 10/21/2011 10:04:16 AM PDT by woofie
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To: martin_fierro
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58 posted on 10/21/2011 10:04:31 AM PDT by AZ .44 MAG (Repeal Obama)
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To: Lucky9teen
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59 posted on 10/21/2011 10:08:40 AM PDT by AZ .44 MAG (Repeal Obama)
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To: 21stCenturion
It's coming!!!! Temps in the 40's this morning!!! It'll happen soon!!!!


60 posted on 10/21/2011 10:09:24 AM PDT by fredhead (I'm not sleeping, I'm checking my eyelids for cracks.)
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