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(-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

Posted on 10/21/2011 6:09:21 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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To: Lucky9teen

IBT20!!


21 posted on 10/21/2011 6:31:45 AM PDT by Tatze (I reject your reality and substitute my own!)
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22 posted on 10/21/2011 6:36:23 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Obama - Wear The Fail!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 25 Woot!


23 posted on 10/21/2011 6:37:36 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty. - Prov 22:3)
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TOP TWENTY!!!!

DOH!!

24 posted on 10/21/2011 6:42:11 AM PDT by Tatze (I reject your reality and substitute my own!)
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To: Lucky9teen

The silliness thread is here! The silliness thread is here! The silliness threa... < BHMOOOFFF >

25 posted on 10/21/2011 6:42:33 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: Lucky9teen

From the email today:


KKK / A Blonde in a Southern Church

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. It is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.”

No one moved. The preacher continued, “Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven, and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.” Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke. “Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.”

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared!


26 posted on 10/21/2011 6:43:39 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, thanks for the rain, but please let it rain more in Texas. Amen.)
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27 posted on 10/21/2011 6:49:39 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen

I prefer to think of it as...Big $***** Friday!


28 posted on 10/21/2011 6:50:22 AM PDT by gunnyg ("A Constitution changed from Freedom, can never be restored; Liberty, once lost, is lost forever...)
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To: Lucky9teen

OFF... Occupy Friday funnies!! Woohoo


29 posted on 10/21/2011 6:51:39 AM PDT by wyokostur
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To: Lucky9teen

Lazy, patient, genuine, elegant....doh!.


30 posted on 10/21/2011 6:54:17 AM PDT by pappyone
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ionatezxhel ... svthagnignatsred ... cizbogoverdram ... snnuzentimental

D@MN, it WORKS !!! Nailed me ...

21stCenturion


31 posted on 10/21/2011 7:07:30 AM PDT by 21stCenturion ("It's the Judges, Stupid !")
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To: Lucky9teen

A HAPPY GUY LOVE


32 posted on 10/21/2011 7:11:04 AM PDT by Ratman83
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33 posted on 10/21/2011 7:17:03 AM PDT by red-dawg
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To: Lucky9teen

That one with obama would be a great candidate for a poster to wave in the Occupiers’ faces.


34 posted on 10/21/2011 7:17:59 AM PDT by Oatka ("A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves." –Bertrand de Jouvenel)
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To: Lucky9teen

Passionate, love, peaceful, naive.

Must be true, I saw this on the internets!


35 posted on 10/21/2011 7:18:52 AM PDT by brownsfan (Aldous Huxley and Mike Judge were right.)
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36 posted on 10/21/2011 7:19:40 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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bttt


37 posted on 10/21/2011 7:43:07 AM PDT by A Cyrenian (Whenever I start to feel down. I always thank God I'm not Jay Carney.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Does that sign really say "ediblefellowship.com"???

Oh, wait.... nevermind.

BRB, going to make some coffee....

38 posted on 10/21/2011 7:46:20 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: 21stCenturion
ionatezxhel ... svthagnignatsred ... cizbogoverdram ... snnuzentimental

D@MN, it WORKS !!! Nailed me ...

Ridiculous! I have known you to be down right unsvthagnignatsred at times.

39 posted on 10/21/2011 7:53:22 AM PDT by tnlibertarian (Things are so bad now, Kenyans are saying Obama was born in the USA.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Naive, polite and restless? Really?

I’ve never been accused of being polite.


40 posted on 10/21/2011 8:05:45 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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