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Joseph Robinette Biden to become 45th President of the United States (Obama's Teleprompter Stolen)
TSgt | 10/18/2011 | TSgt

Posted on 10/18/2011 6:36:40 AM PDT by TSgt

Joseph Robinette Biden will be sworn in today at noon as the 45th President of the United States. This succession follows the theft of President Obama's teleprompter. This resulted in Obama's inability to discharge the Powers and Duties of the said Office as outlined in Article II, Section 1 of the U.S. Constitution. When asked about the sucession Obama was quoted as saying, "um..er..um..I..bill..pass."


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: totuslol

1 posted on 10/18/2011 6:36:46 AM PDT by TSgt
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To: TSgt

Now, Cain has no chance at all...


2 posted on 10/18/2011 6:38:50 AM PDT by John123 (US$ - I owe you nothing. Euro - Who owes you nothing.)
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To: TSgt

Priceless. THanks for the morning laugh.


3 posted on 10/18/2011 6:39:23 AM PDT by RobertClark (It's better to look goofy with a rifle, than civilized with an exit wound.)
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To: John123
America needs to learn how to take a joke!"

4 posted on 10/18/2011 6:44:19 AM PDT by TSgt (DO NOT LOOK AT MY FR PROFILE!)
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To: John123

Biden will be nothing if not quotable.


5 posted on 10/18/2011 6:44:23 AM PDT by alancarp (Liberals are all for shared pain... until they're included in the pain group.)
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To: TSgt

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves...

serioulsy- his middle name is “Robinette”?


6 posted on 10/18/2011 6:53:46 AM PDT by Mr. K (We need a TEA Party march on GOP headquarters ~!!)
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To: TSgt

Doesn’t TOTUS have an “understudy” ready to jump in when there is an emergency?


7 posted on 10/18/2011 6:55:32 AM PDT by Apple Pan Dowdy (... as American as Apple Pie mmm mmm mmm)
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To: Mr. K

Zackly! If Robinette is really his middle name, then I’ve already learned something from this thread ;-)


8 posted on 10/18/2011 6:58:25 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: Mr. K
serioulsy- his middle name is “Robinette”?

Yeth! And you thought it was "Plugs."

9 posted on 10/18/2011 7:07:05 AM PDT by laweeks
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To: bigbob; Mr. K

Yep http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Biden

Joseph Robinette “Joe” Biden, Jr.is the 47th and current Vice President of the United States, serving under President Barack Obama. A Democrat, he was a United States Senator from Delaware from January 3, 1973 until his resignation on January 15, 2009, following his election to the Vice Presidency.


10 posted on 10/18/2011 7:08:20 AM PDT by TSgt (Legal Disclaimer: Look at my profile at your own risk)
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To: TSgt

Hah! That made me laugh.


11 posted on 10/18/2011 7:15:05 AM PDT by Johnny B.
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To: TSgt

Just when you think things can’t get worse, they do.


12 posted on 10/18/2011 7:23:30 AM PDT by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners)
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To: TSgt

This is too funny!!!


13 posted on 10/18/2011 9:01:10 AM PDT by CPT Clay (Pick up your weapon and follow me.)
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To: TSgt

Zer0 is speechless.....


14 posted on 10/18/2011 9:11:51 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Obama Voters: Jose Baez wants YOU for his next jury pool.......)
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To: TSgt

Wow. He was a senator for longer than I have been a alive. Term limits anyone?


15 posted on 10/18/2011 11:14:40 AM PDT by TalonDJ
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To: John123
Robinette, always knew he was a ballerina, same class as deadfish?
16 posted on 10/18/2011 3:03:55 PM PDT by ronnie raygun (V)
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To: TSgt

17 posted on 10/18/2011 9:10:16 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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