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Joseph Robinette Biden to become 45th President of the United States (Obama's Teleprompter Stolen)
TSgt
| 10/18/2011
| TSgt
Posted on 10/18/2011 6:36:40 AM PDT by TSgt
Joseph Robinette Biden will be sworn in today at noon as the 45th President of the United States. This succession follows the theft of President Obama's teleprompter. This resulted in Obama's inability to discharge the Powers and Duties of the said Office as outlined in Article II, Section 1 of the U.S. Constitution. When asked about the sucession Obama was quoted as saying, "um..er..um..I..bill..pass."
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: totuslol
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posted on
10/18/2011 6:36:46 AM PDT
by
TSgt
To: TSgt
Now, Cain has no chance at all...
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posted on
10/18/2011 6:38:50 AM PDT
by
John123
(US$ - I owe you nothing. Euro - Who owes you nothing.)
To: TSgt
Priceless. THanks for the morning laugh.
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posted on
10/18/2011 6:39:23 AM PDT
by
RobertClark
(It's better to look goofy with a rifle, than civilized with an exit wound.)
To: John123
America needs to learn how to take a joke!"
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posted on
10/18/2011 6:44:19 AM PDT
by
TSgt
(DO NOT LOOK AT MY FR PROFILE!)
To: John123
Biden will be nothing if not quotable.
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posted on
10/18/2011 6:44:23 AM PDT
by
alancarp
(Liberals are all for shared pain... until they're included in the pain group.)
To: TSgt
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves...
serioulsy- his middle name is “Robinette”?
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posted on
10/18/2011 6:53:46 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(We need a TEA Party march on GOP headquarters ~!!)
To: TSgt
Doesn’t TOTUS have an “understudy” ready to jump in when there is an emergency?
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posted on
10/18/2011 6:55:32 AM PDT
by
Apple Pan Dowdy
(... as American as Apple Pie mmm mmm mmm)
To: Mr. K
Zackly! If Robinette is really his middle name, then I’ve already learned something from this thread ;-)
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posted on
10/18/2011 6:58:25 AM PDT
by
bigbob
To: Mr. K
serioulsy- his middle name is “Robinette”?Yeth! And you thought it was "Plugs."
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posted on
10/18/2011 7:07:05 AM PDT
by
laweeks
To: bigbob; Mr. K
Yep http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Biden
Joseph Robinette “Joe” Biden, Jr.is the 47th and current Vice President of the United States, serving under President Barack Obama. A Democrat, he was a United States Senator from Delaware from January 3, 1973 until his resignation on January 15, 2009, following his election to the Vice Presidency.
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posted on
10/18/2011 7:08:20 AM PDT
by
TSgt
(Legal Disclaimer: Look at my profile at your own risk)
To: TSgt
To: TSgt
Just when you think things can’t get worse, they do.
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posted on
10/18/2011 7:23:30 AM PDT
by
NTHockey
(Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners)
To: TSgt
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posted on
10/18/2011 9:01:10 AM PDT
by
CPT Clay
(Pick up your weapon and follow me.)
To: TSgt
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posted on
10/18/2011 9:11:51 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Obama Voters: Jose Baez wants YOU for his next jury pool.......)
To: TSgt
Wow. He was a senator for longer than I have been a alive. Term limits anyone?
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posted on
10/18/2011 11:14:40 AM PDT
by
TalonDJ
To: John123
Robinette, always knew he was a ballerina, same class as deadfish?
To: TSgt
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