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[Lucky9teen]

Best Signs from Occupy Wall Street Protests

"It's the 24th day of the Occupy Wall Street protests, also known as the largest homeless slumber party in the world." –Jimmy Kimmel

Occupy Wall Street Pick Up Lines (from #OWSPickUpLines)

Can I steal you dinner and a movie?

Let me give according to my ability, to you according to your need

Hey, want to make $20 an hour minimum wage?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got room under my tarp, just for you

Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your clothes.

“What time do you get off from not working?”

“You must be Wall Street, ’cause I’d sure like to occupy you.”

I made us a reservation for two at the meth tent

We like Stalin, we like Marx. We like doin it in your parks!

If we don’t have sex on top of this picnic table, Wall Street has won!

I, like totally, hate corporate America too!! Care to share my Starbucks, Tweet on my iPad, ride in my Beemer??

Your place or do you want to go back to my parents basement?

"Maybe your fleas, can get with my fleas...and we can be F.L.E.A.s" (Freeloading Liberals Encouraging Anarchy)

Once you've had a 90lb Vegan desperate for approval you won't go back to a real man

Was it my risqué OWSPickUpLines that almost incited you envious radical egalitarianistas to go violent!? ~ by Andrew Breitbard

I love how you've braided your armpit hair!

MAN: Do you come here often? CROWD: DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN?

Hey, we can walk to my parents' place on Park Ave & take a shower before we picket my daddy's office again

What's your sign? I don't know how to read.

Hey do you work...I mean, do you work out?

I'm entitled to you, baby.

I could get lost in your bloodshot, burned out eyes.

         

The protesters stood outside the homes of five rich dudes. Michael Moore was actually able to stand outside all five homes at the same time.

  

The Occupy Wall Street protesters traveled around New York to stand outside the mansions of the most wealthy people in New York.
Is that protesting or tourism?

Nice Sign....I think the curse words really help people take you seriously seriously

[Pan_Yan]

The BulletBoys called. You can go ahead and keep that pair, they don't want them back.

[girlscout]

In before Halloween. Woo Hoo!!

[hoagy62]

Fat
Beautiful
Tuba

I’m not kidding.

[dragonblustar]

[dragonblustar]

I watched Weird Al's new video and I thought this looked suspiciously like Ann Coulter.....

[dragonblustar]

Trumka share's your enthusiasm for Friday! He's get'n some pork sausages tonight.

[Ingtar]

Funny - plop - hip?

[Lazlo in PA]

So many funny signs from such a small crowd. What are the odds.

[OB1kNOb]

[Monkey Face]

I can’t believe I’m so LATE this morning!

*waaaaahhhh*

[Lazlo in PA]

I have finally found something that I agree with the protesters about. They should bring Arrested Development back.

[girlscout]

[Monkey Face]

Boy. Am I ever in trouble. I can be described in three-letter words that have no meaning.

[Lucky9teen]

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[Tanniker Smith]

[girlscout]

[girlscout]

[Mr. Silverback]

My teams are Badgers and Air Force...but I’d love to buy that UT guy a beer.