"When He Comes To Walmart He Gets Aroused." Man busted for exposure offers a novel explanation

The Smoking Gun ^ | August 10, 2011 | Staff

[AnAmericanAbroad]

A Louisiana man arrested yesterday for driving around a Walmart parking lot with his penis exposed explained to cops that “he gets aroused” when visiting the retail giant, according to a police report.

[AnAmericanAbroad]

An older story I found while poking around the odd realms of the web.

Now don't get me wrong....I enjoy saving money as much as the next guy. And when I lived in the USA, I used to go shopping at Wal-Mart quite often.

That being said, "Price Rollbacks" didn't have quite so powerful an effect on me as it did this fellow.

[Pearls Before Swine]

“I love a bargain!”

[AnAmericanAbroad]

And who doesn’t, after all?

[Rightly Biased]

Maybe its the “people of wal-mart”?

[McBuff]

For me, it’s Dunkin Donuts

[Kenton]

A Louisiana man arrested yesterday for driving around a Walmart parking lot with his penis exposed explained to cops that “he gets aroused” when visiting the retail giant, according to a police report.

Not that there's anything wrong with that... ;P

[ken in texas]

A story written by staff about a guy exposing his staff.

And people wonder why I like to get my news on FR. :)

[Le Chien Rouge]

The only retail store that get’s me aroused is of course, HOOTERS...which my wife has conveniently banned me permanently.

[rsobin]

This just happens to be his orientation. He was born this way. There is no right or wrong in a person who is merely different.

[tlb]

I'm guessing he is a Ron Paul supporter.

[silverleaf]

Maybe it’s the fumes from those new, made-in-China shoes

[wbill]

Somewhere deep in the bowels of Bentonville, a WalMart marketing weenie is thinking, “Hmmmmm, how can we use this......maybe a tie-in with Cialis.......hmmmmmm”

[miele man]

“yes, though I drive around the parking lot...my rod and staff will comfort me”.

[Dilbert San Diego]

Ya, maybe he gets turned on by some of the hot mamas who go to Wal-Mart.

On the other hand if he’s “gay” then this thread can’t exist, because he would be a politically correct protected class of person.

[GraceG]

This is what happens when society has adopted the position “If it feels good, do it”.

You should treat yourself every one and a while, but also when doing so consider others.

“If it feels good, do it” is a selfish thing because what feels good for you may make someone else feel horrible.

[Oatka]

A Louisiana man arrested yesterday for driving around a Walmart parking lot with his penis exposed

How did they find out. Who looked in?

Reminds me of the old joke about a prudish woman who called the cops about a man walking around naked in the apartment across from her. The cop arrived, took a look and said he couldn't see anything.

The woman said, "Well, you have to pin the curtains back, turn out the lights, stand on this ladder, and . . ."

[School of Rational Thought]

Alot of people are enamored with Walmart. Go Blue!

[GSWarrior]

I experience something similar at Dick's Sporting Goods.

Oops. Was that out loud?

[Pan_Yan]

I ... uh ... um ... yeah.

[Slings and Arrows]

That explains why his pants were marked down.