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"When He Comes To Walmart He Gets Aroused."
Man busted for exposure offers a novel explanation
The Smoking Gun ^
| August 10, 2011
| Staff
Posted on 10/11/2011 5:59:25 AM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad
A Louisiana man arrested yesterday for driving around a Walmart parking lot with his penis exposed explained to cops that “he gets aroused” when visiting the retail giant, according to a police report.
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TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: exposure; napl; odd; perv; walmart
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To: Slings and Arrows
That explains why his pants were marked down. Half off!
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posted on
10/11/2011 12:04:12 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(The kinder, gentler version...)
To: humblegunner
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posted on
10/11/2011 12:09:50 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
He could be a Wal-Mart greeter
Is that a price gun in your pocket..or you just happy to see me??
To: wyokostur
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posted on
10/11/2011 5:12:36 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: AnAmericanAbroad
Clearly he’s confused about the concept of a “Red Light Special.”
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posted on
10/11/2011 5:14:36 PM PDT
by
william clark
(Ecclesiastes 10:2)
To: Pearls Before Swine
‘Prices slashed’ ... be very afraid.
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posted on
10/11/2011 5:19:29 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
To: Slings and Arrows
To: Slings and Arrows
Hello, Mr. Arrows. I see you're still frequenting "those" kinds of threads. Please say hello to my friend, Slings, when you get a chance. :-)
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posted on
10/11/2011 7:06:00 PM PDT
by
TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady
If you’ll please excuse me, I think I’ve got to...go to Walmart.
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posted on
10/11/2011 7:30:46 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Indeed, sir. See you next time.
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posted on
10/11/2011 7:57:16 PM PDT
by
TheOldLady
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