"When 900 years you reach, look so good you will not!" - Yoda
All joking aside, I wish them happiness. Guess you're never too old to get married. Good luck, you crazy kids!
Why yes...yes she does...
Here’s the brides titles. All of them (as per Wikipedia).
Duchies
18th Duchess of Alba, Grandee of Spain
17th Duchess of Híjar, Grandee of Spain
15th Duchess of Aliaga, Grandee of Spain -Ceded to her son Don Alfonso Martínez
11th Duchess of Montoro, Grandee of Spain -Ceded to her daughter Doña Eugenia
11th Duchess of Berwick, Grandee of Spain (Jacobite Peerage)
11th Duchess of Liria and Jérica, Grandee of Spain
3rd Duchess of Arjona, Grandee of Spain
County-Duchy
12th Countess-Duchess of Olivares, Grandee of Spain
Marquesates
17th Marchioness of the Carpio, Grandee of Spain
10th Marchioness of San Vicente del Barco, Grandee of Spain -Ceded to her son Don Fernando
16th Marchioness of La Algaba
16th Marchioness of Almenara
18th Marchioness of Barcarrota
10th Marchioness of Castañeda
23rd Marchioness of Coria
14th Marchioness of Eliche
16th Marchioness of Mirallo
20th Marchioness of la Mota
20th Marchioness of Moya
17th Marchioness of Orani
12th Marchioness of Osera
14th Marchioness of San Leonardo
19th Marchioness of Sarria
12th Marchioness of Tarazona
15th Marchioness of Valdunquillo
18th Marchioness of Villanueva del Fresno
17th Marchioness of Villanueva del Río
Counties
27th Countess of Aranda, Grandee of Spain
22nd Countess of Lemos, Grandee of Spain
20th Countess of Lerín, Grandee of Spain, Constabless of Navarre
20th Countess of Miranda del Castañar, Grandee of Spain
16th Countess of Monterrey, Grandee of Spain
20th Countess of Osorno, Grandee of Spain
18th Countess of Palma del Río, Grandee of Spain
12th Countess of Salvatierra, Grandee of Spain -Ceded to her son Don Cayetano
22nd Countess of Siruela, Grandee of Spain -Ceded to her son Don Jacobo
19th Countess of Andrade
14th Countess of Ayala
16th Countess of Casarrubios del Monte
16th Countess of Fuentes de Valdepero
11th Countess of Fuentidueña
17th Countess of Galve
18th Countess of Gelves
16th Countess of Guimerá
21st Countess of Modica (Kingdom of Sicily)
24th Countess of Ribadeo
25th Countess of San Esteban de Gormaz
12th Countess of Santa Cruz de la Sierra
11th Countess of Tinmouth (Jacobite Peerage)
20th Countess of Villalba
Viscounties
12th Viscountess of la Calzada
Baronies
11th Baroness of Bosworth (Jacobite Peerage)
Manorials
29th Lady of Mogue
Oh dear! He looks frightened!
Remember the saying, “All brides are beautiful on their wedding day?” I am sorry but I think we found the one case that doesn’t apply. However, I hope they are happy.
just imagine waking up next to that in the morning.
more pics here, boy oh boy.
Looks like loads of plastic surgery has taken it’s toll. Now we know what Joan Rivers will look like in 10 years.
Yes, I know what I am- but at least I am a high-priced one
It says her current husband is the brother of her 2nd husband. Kinda ewww, but I guess you can’t help who you love. And since when is a 60 year old a “boy toy”, even if the bride is 85? Anyway, congrats to the newlyweds.
Even Laz would NOT hit that!
Yoiks! It looks like her last facelift was so tight, she probably breathes through a blow-hole in the back of her head.....
We need an expert... Paging Laz! Paging Laz!
Looks to me like she had plastic surgery go wrong. At the UK site, there is a picture of how she looked on a previous wedding day... very different.
I just emailed this to my boss, who is from Spain, and nearly as old as the Duchess. She’ll get a kick out of it.
My boss, the Spanish Battleax, says the Duchess is a very popular figure in Spain, and very physically fit for her age. (Spanish tv showed her dancing at her reception.) The gentleman, per the Battleax, is her travelling companion and assistant, not necessarily in a *personal* relationship, and the marriage is intended simply to keep all respectable.
Some serious inbreeding there.
I burned both retinas looking at that hideous monstrosity of a bride....