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Posted on 10/05/2011 9:16:36 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
for every demand, read: “I want someone else to pay for it while I languish on my lard-ass in Mommy’s basement”
Demand Fourteen: The right to continue to live in my Parent’s basement and play video games all day.
Demand Fifteen: Pants optional Tuesday.
Demand Sixteen: The ACME company sued for all those terrible things they create which enabled the Coyote to relentlessly attack Roadrunner.
Demand Seventeen: Removal of all, and I mean ALL, microchips impanted in US Citizens by the CIA, FBI, IRS as well as acronyms exceeding three letters.
Demand Eighteen: Spaceflight no longer limited to greedy Corporate CEO’s. Everyone should have a chance to visit with Yoda, James Kirk, and ET. I mean, come on!
Demand Nineteen: Implementation of extensive use of the umlat in country and western bands - there is no longer a need to restrict this to heavy metal.
Demand Fifteen:Free cable. Premium channels and NFL Season Pass for all.
Demand Sixteen: Really hot super-models have to date chunky middle-aged balding guys at least twice a month
Demand Seventeen: Amnesty for library fines and for parking tickets you got with your dad's car.
I knew they were crazy, but this is funny farm crazy.
Demand fourteen: Forced sterilization of all these humanoids so they cannot reproduce more idiots.
Demand Twenty: Everyone gets a yacht. Wait, two yachts. No, three yachts. Make that...
“Demand three: Guaranteed living wage income regardless of employment.”
Why bother to work at all? While they’re at it, I want guaranteed non-fattening chocolate ice cream that tastes exactly like fattening chocolate ice cream. After all, it’s a “human right”. ;)
15. Free Upsidazium for all.
Why didn’t they just make it simple and ask for communism? That is what I see as I read the “demands”.
Sorta defeats free college for everyone, doesn’t it.
I made comments about those DEMANDS at Wednesday Rush Thread — Post 68 I believe.
Demand 1: Raise minimum wage to $20/hr.
Demand 3: Pay everyone minimum wage whether they have a job or not.
Demand 9: Open the borders officially to all comers.
How could this possibly not work?
Demand no. 20... free skittles
Demand no. 21.... Free Barney the dinosaur snuggies.
The wish list of a million dumb*** spoiled brat college students who haven’t a clue what “real” life is all about!
Meh...
f’n pathetic. it embarrasing what they feel they need or are entitled to.
at least in the middle east, they are trying to get rid of goverments that are happy to kill them if the population gets in the way. the idiots here just want someone else to pay their way. its like the rest of the world is trying to live, and these brats want someone to fluff their pillow.
“Demand three: Guaranteed living wage income regardless of employment.”
Lazy bunch of maggot invested pukes!
I will REVOLT before this happens! Not going to happen unless they want a freaking WAR!
We will trade our fossil fuels for rainbows and unicorns...like...tomorrow.
If you think that is embarrassing guess who is joining them now?!
Transit Union in New York joins them today for their little march!
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