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Folks, the jokes just write themselves...
1 posted on 09/25/2011 3:01:51 PM PDT by Jonah Hex
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Someone had also smeared fish.

Fish go bad really quickly and smell bad when they do!

There, I smeared fish too.

I didn't say a word about potatoes.

2 posted on 09/25/2011 3:05:39 PM PDT by humblegunner (The kinder, gentler version...)
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“Folks, the jokes just write themselves...”

Too easy...fish...barrel...


3 posted on 09/25/2011 3:06:39 PM PDT by jessduntno (Obama shanks. America tanks.)
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I tried to get people to send them balogna by mail once, I called it MEAT PETA WEEK. lol


4 posted on 09/25/2011 3:08:16 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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That there is funny.....I don’t care who you are.


5 posted on 09/25/2011 3:08:28 PM PDT by OldMissileer (Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
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I bet it still smelled better than the female PETA workers.


7 posted on 09/25/2011 3:11:12 PM PDT by struggle
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Ok, I’ll stay away from PETA to avoid crabs’ then...


8 posted on 09/25/2011 3:11:36 PM PDT by max americana (FUBO NATION 2012 FK BARAK)
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They are not “fish” - Remember, PETA calls them “Sea Kittens.”

As for crabs, they just call their staff....


9 posted on 09/25/2011 3:17:59 PM PDT by PGR88 (I'm so open-minded my brains fell out)
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Love it, because those people have no sense of humor....I used to have to do service calls there at the Norfolk office, and would try to show up in leather, eating a hotdog...if they wanted their server back up, they had to let me in.


10 posted on 09/25/2011 3:21:19 PM PDT by coolbreeze (giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teen-age boys.)
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Tragic. Those poor crabs.

Personally, I’d rather have eaten them.


11 posted on 09/25/2011 3:27:08 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius.)
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Someone had also smeared fish.

I had a smeared fish sandwich once.

It wasn't very good.

12 posted on 09/25/2011 3:29:47 PM PDT by Allegra (Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
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I don’t know about smeared fish, but you can always find full cases of crabs at any p.e.t.a. office.


14 posted on 09/25/2011 3:38:17 PM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (Warning: Sarcasm/humor is always engaged. Failure to recognize this may lead to misunderstandings.)
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Someone had also smeared fish

Has anyone notified AttachWatch.com

15 posted on 09/25/2011 3:50:01 PM PDT by Drill Thrawl (0 - 537 They ALL must go.)
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How is this any different from PETA dumping dead dogs?


19 posted on 09/25/2011 4:24:36 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Disgusted with the establishment GOP and their enablers.)
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Feed PETA to the worms then dig the worms up for catching more fish.


20 posted on 09/25/2011 4:33:58 PM PDT by equaviator ("There's a (datum) plane on the horizon coming in...see it?")
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“The building is on Front Street along the Elizabeth River”

They may have just migrated there, knowing that PETA are animal lovers


22 posted on 09/25/2011 5:32:04 PM PDT by Figment ("A communist is someone who reads Marx.An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx" R Reagan)
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Bumping this for the morning freepers...interesting comments at the Virginia Pilot site. :-)
23 posted on 09/26/2011 4:25:59 AM PDT by Jonah Hex ("To Serve Manatee" is a cookbook!)
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Actual fish market sign seen in National Lampoon’s True Facts section
NEVER MIND THE CHICKEN HONEY, I’M
COMING HOME WITH THE CRABS


24 posted on 09/26/2011 10:41:05 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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Are we sure that the PETAs did not kill them?


25 posted on 09/26/2011 10:47:09 AM PDT by Oztrich Boy (New gets old. Steampunk is always cool)
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this thread is useless with out pics


27 posted on 09/26/2011 12:16:15 PM PDT by Morgana ("Since using your shampoo my hair has come alive!" ----Medusa)
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Norfolk Eh? That’s not far from where I live. LOLOLOL! I would have loved to see that!


31 posted on 09/26/2011 2:23:56 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Tapuchim udvash l'Rosh Hashanah! L'Shanah Tovah!)
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