TomTom GO 700 Automotive GPS Receiver (Ebay ad with a storyline)

eBay ^ | Sep 23, 2011 | dave200661

[tlb]

88,000 views. On the other hand that's a lot of attitude from a guy who couldn't keep his lady.

[ZinGirl]

I bet Nigel is going to bid on it....or offer a swap (snort)

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I saw something like this coming, a mile away. Tom-Tom would have told him, “Turn around and go back when possible.” If he’d really had a sense of humo(u)r he would have programmed Nigel’s house to be in Brixton or a run-down no-tell motel.

[Loud Mime]

some funny ad.

[Jonty30]

Or a cliff, as close as some people have been known to follow these computerized direction systems.

I find I can get around quite well with a map.

[PowderMonkey]

Breaking Up is Hard to Do

[expat1000]

Talk about going viral on the Internet - this one is taking off! Most entertaining thing I’ve read here for a long time!

Hey, tlb, some ladies are not worth keeping, ya know? But thanks for posting this.

[Straight Vermonter]

Or a cliff, as close as some people have been known to follow these computerized direction systems.

After tropical storm Irene blew through Vermont several of our main routes were destroyed. Of course the state road crews set up barriers to keep people from driving down the destroyed roads. That didn't stop a woman from Mass. from driving around the barriers and off the edge of the destroyed road. Fortunately she wasn't hurt but how stupid could someone be?

[Jonty30]

She’s the woman who needs to know which computer key is ‘any key’.

She is what is referred to in computer jargon as problem ID-ten-t.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I find I can get around quite well with a map.

I think it is safe to assume that you have never driven in Boston, then. I love my Tom-Tom for any number of reasons. I like to bring a map too, of course.

[from occupied ga]

That didn't stop a woman from Mass. from driving around the barriers and off the edge of the destroyed road. Fortunately she wasn't hurt but how stupid could someone be?

Massholes voted 0bama 62%, McLame 36%, so statistically speaking she has a two in three chance of being extremely stupid.

[Titan Magroyne]

Ping

Bid

[hellinahandcart]

funny story

HHC’s husband

[freedomfiter2]

On the other hand that’s a lot of attitude from a guy who couldn’t keep his lady.

Some “ladies” aren’t worth keeping.

[Tijeras_Slim]

She wanted a boyfriend with a future in British steel.

[netmilsmom]

Dave is a bit bitter. His harlot wife is the laughingstock of the interwebs.

[RikaStrom]

His harlot wife is the laughingstock of the interwebs.

And Nigel, let's not forget Nigel and his...attributes.

:-)

[adorno]

She’s the woman who needs to know which computer key is ‘any key’.

I've always thought, in a funny way, but in "feature is needed" kind of way too, that, somebody needs to create a keyboard that includes the "any key", even if it's out of the way of the rest of the useful keys, and it should be brightly colored so that, it's easily found for those times when "press 'any key'" to "resume" (or something like that is offered as an option).

[Slings and Arrows]

All the good jokes have already been made, so I'll just add some theme music.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Your Cheating .... TomTom GO 700 Automotive GPS Receiver, will tell on you.

You know, I just can't get into this modern music. It lacks something.