1 posted on
09/21/2011 7:24:52 AM PDT by
Morgana
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To: Slings and Arrows
S & A, I think I just don't wanna know!!!
2 posted on
09/21/2011 7:27:46 AM PDT by
Morgana
(I don't speak much...............but when I do....)
To: Morgana
Hey, we string up hearse thieves around here, pardner.
To: Morgana; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson; Slings and Arrows
To: Morgana
Well, most people would die just to get a ride in one...
7 posted on
09/21/2011 7:49:58 AM PDT by
Jack of all Trades
(Hold your face to the light, even though for the moment you do not see.)
To: Morgana
8 posted on
09/21/2011 7:51:55 AM PDT by
b4its2late
("Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8")
To: Morgana
“Dang it Angela, I told you to steal a *horse*!”
12 posted on
09/21/2011 8:01:33 AM PDT by
6SJ7
(atlasShruggedInd = TRUE)
To: Morgana
A woman from Beaver driving a stiff, yes I said that.
13 posted on
09/21/2011 8:02:05 AM PDT by
montyspython
(This thread needs more cowbell)
To: Morgana
She’s been dying to have one for years...
14 posted on
09/21/2011 8:06:05 AM PDT by
Free Vulcan
(Vote Republican! You can vote Democrat when you're dead.)
To: Morgana
I guess you could say she was cheating death?
16 posted on
09/21/2011 8:14:18 AM PDT by
OB1kNOb
(The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty. - Prov 22:3)
To: Morgana
Some people will do anything to stop the coffin.
17 posted on
09/21/2011 8:19:40 AM PDT by
OB1kNOb
(The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty. - Prov 22:3)
To: Morgana
There was no telephone listing for Dehart in the Beaver area. Odd place to be looking for a phone number...........oh, wait.....
18 posted on
09/21/2011 8:23:20 AM PDT by
OB1kNOb
(The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty. - Prov 22:3)
To: Morgana
I mentioned this before, but it’s been a while, and this article triggered the memory.
YEARS ago the Readers Digest had an article about a driver transferring an empty hearse to a distant state. He had to get it there pronto, so drove all day. As night approached he picked up an Army guy hitchhiking and asked him to drive through Kansas while he took a nap in the back. (This was during the Korean War).
After a couple of hours the Army guy got tired and when he saw a sailor hitchhiking he gave the guy a lift, got on the passenger side and went to sleep while the swabbie drove on.
Around the middle of the night the original driver woke up and wanted a smoke. Unaware of the new driver, he reached through the curtain and said, “Got a match?”
The article ended by saying it took the wrecking crew a half hour to get the hearse out of the ditch.
21 posted on
09/21/2011 8:32:30 AM PDT by
Oatka
("A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves." –Bertrand de Jouvenel)
To: Morgana
Uggg—was she from ACORN trying to register a dead voter to vote Dem in 2012?
Register before burials-—those DemRats are an agressive bunch.
22 posted on
09/21/2011 8:39:09 AM PDT by
tflabo
( to have been selected)
To: Morgana
“Take my wife.........Please!”
24 posted on
09/21/2011 8:50:27 AM PDT by
READINABLUESTATE
((Most leftism can be traced to childhood birthday trauma))
FTA: DeHart faces charges of grand larceny and displacement of a body.
So how much time do they cut off the sentence if you open the back gate, then floor it?
Not that I have a need to know, of course...
25 posted on
09/21/2011 9:01:13 AM PDT by
Titan Magroyne
(What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
To: Morgana
She just wanted to join the peace corpse.
26 posted on
09/21/2011 9:15:40 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Morgana; mikrofon; martin_fierro
There was no telephone listing for Dehart in the Beaver area. I wouldn't think so. Most women keep their cell phone in their purse.
To: Morgana
To: Morgana
Was this story buried in the back pages?
To: Morgana
Wait till her momma hearse about it!
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